Damn quarantine really got me doing MySpace era posts bro

Spend less time bitching and more time *doing* and you’ll progress more than you’ll ever know. Love you, get to work on yourself

Ever since I seen how you handled the shotty that one time we kicked it I knew you were a homie for the long run. Proud of your progress, stay up. Love ya!

I don’t know you my G, we never met

Been a real once since the tumblr days (I hope that answers your question lmao) but yeah proud of your progress, we’ve kept tabs on each other and it’s good to see ya peoples make it with you

Yanno whats wild, we’ve known each other for almost a decade #washed. Thanks for being one of the first people to believe in me wholeheartedly and a guidance towards achieving my dreams. Certified real one. All love on this side til I’m 6’ under

Choose a path and stick to it bro, you’re all over the damn place. You’re also an excellent writer- FINISH something and publish it. More people need to see your work

Ima keep it a buck fiddy- I have no idea who you are.

I see you trying, I really do. But you cave under defeat too easily and let what people say get to you. Stop blaming your Ls on other people/things and work on yourself, to better yourself. Love you

I know you, but I don’t think we’ve met so I don’t have MUCH of an opinion but I will say it’ll be a positive one if you get me a beer at the next tailgate lmaoooo

You’re dope as fuck and hilarious as well. The stars never align whenever I’m at DLR but when they do in fuckin...2025, we’ll spend the day at cove bar getting drinks and sharing wild stories

I’m almost 100% we never met but we have mad mutuals and from the interactions I’ve had with you on here (and insta), you’re a pretty nice person. Shout out to ya. All love

You were pressured to like this from someone else, huh? ANYWAY, we’ve known each other for a decade and COULDNT be any more proud of your progress in love and life. We don’t talk nearly as much as we did but that doesn’t break our bond. Love ya.

I’ve grilled you countless times over the years. Countless. And each time it’s gone over your head. But that won’t ever stop me from giving up on you, however, don’t take advantage of that. Take initiative in your life and start making shit count. Get off your ass. Love ya

We haven’t known each other for long but you’re a pretty dope person and roommate. I will say(and we talked about this recently)- please learn to love yourself, truthfully-don’t put on a front. Truly love and believe in yourself. See you soon!

You just might be sucio enough for me to invite you to my alt twitter

I’m so so so so so proud of your growth, my G. You better be running for President as soon as you turn 35.

We’ve never met (I don’t think) but I always remember your avatar, I see it all the time BUT we don’t interact much. This is all confusing

You’re very sensitive and that makes me mad because I honestly don’t think you know how much you are loved, especially within this distwitter community. Keep being the positive light that shines in that toxic ass place and don’t let one bad apple get you down. You are loved.

We never met? But we interact from time to time- not enough for me to form an opinion of you

From our one interaction in person you seem genuine and honestly dope as fuck. Keep pushing the culture forward for us in the community.

I’m almost certain we’ve never met BUT I hope you’re having a good day because I have no set opinion of you, which is a good thing I guess?

OK I’ve known you for a while and I’m almost 100% sure I’ve seen you in HOB when I was slizzed off the henny but besides all that we interact here from time to time and you don’t have a toxic bone in your body so that’s a plus

You’re great, but lemme tell you this so you don’t do it again. DO NOT pay for flight attendant school. When this pandemic is over I better see you in the friendly skies. All love

One of the kindest people I’ve ever met in my life. And one hell of a cook

We follow each other’s alts because it was supposed to be #suciogang BUT you’re too kind and pure to be wylin like I be doing lmaooooo

All love!!!

Your tweets worry me.

Proud of you for collecting that bag and getting the fuck out. That means #progress. Keep hustling my G

Proud of you being an amazing father to your son. My favorite family member (aside from the obvious), spent our teenage years crooning teenage angst on an acoustic guitar. Some of the best times of my life. Jam session soon

I got ALL the love for you but your words contradict your actions at times. Fix that. You have good things going for you, stay focused and don’t get sidetracked with the bullshit

I have absolutely no idea who you are but your cover photo is of my frenemy who can’t stop talking about his bussy lmao

REMEMBER THAT TIME IN FP+ WHERE WE MADE OUR 2014 WORLD CUP PREDICTIONS ON THAT WHITE BOARD IN THE COORDINATORS OFFICE AND HAD ENGLAND COMING OUT TOP OF THE GROUP???? YEAH I RMEMEBER THAT SHIT

We met ONCE through a mutual who is doing GREAT in life and guess what YOU are doing GREAT in life and I’m proud of you. We all gotta get drinks soon because it’ll be a goodfuckingtime

We’ll catch a cub game soon. Some day. One day. Talking sports with you is always a pleasure. Same with parks. Hope the Mrs. and kiddo are doing well

I’ve made it a mental point a LONG while back to where I get to where I want to be physically and my fashion choices are on point, I want you to do my first photo shoot with you because your photography is fucking GREAT. Stay up, keep hustling.

I have absolutely no clue who you are but thank you for liking all my posts

I have no idea who you are either but I see you liking my posts so shout out to you as well

A REAL ONE SINCE DAY ONE (on here at least). Thanks for sticking with me through all my phases on this website, I think I’m ready to settle down and find a wife now. Send them distwitter bachelorettes my way

I’m honestly living vicariously through your relationship because that’s the longest thread EVER

You’ve seen me naked and didn’t take out your magnifying glass, so for that I thank you

Thanks for being there when I was at my absolute worst and being my number 1 cheerleader

These nixxas better stop doing you dirty because you deserve the WORLD. These men are just too dumb to realize. Thanks for being a helping hand when the chips were down, and being the best #suciogang homie anyone can ask for

Corona fucked up our plan to take over the fucking world and I’m angry about that. But I so grateful of our friendship and can’t wait to see you again!!! Just imagine how we are gonna fuck up Klong the next time we link just IMAGINE!!!!!!

I know OF you but I don’t think we’ve met

Met you through the scene and Javier and probably one of the realest ones to come out of that Spaulding bunch. Proud of your progress and excited to see your next moves. Now if I could just get you to support the right team...

Been bangin’ wit you since way before you blew up on distwitter. Humble since day one, you don’t let that entitlement shit get to your head and I respect that

You’re a true, real, genuine person and I love that about you. You do make some questionable decisions, but that’s all part of the growth. Got all the love for ya, you know if you ever need an ear I’m there

We’ve never met, f we did, it would be a fucking event since we go back to the tumblr days. you know more about me than 98% of people on here and that’s wild to think about. Anyway, proud of your accomplishments and what you’re doing now for COVID victims. Stay up!

Internet friend to girlfriend (LMAO that actually happened I forget sometimes) to one of my best friends in real life. That’s a fuckin journey right there and I wouldn’t want it any other way. Love you, one of the realest people I know and you never shied away from that

You’re one of the chillest people I know, you’re a star in the cosmos and the rink *NUDGE NUDGE* and confused how we never evolved into a ~thing~ timing I guess??(??)??

You’re my best friend why the fuck are you even bothering with this

Until you come back I’m incomplete I miss you every day

Please do one of the following

-find God

-get a boyfriend so I don’t have to see tweets about how your “bussy” is “ripe for the picking” or whatever you say

-go to church

-read the Bible cover to cover

We’ve never met but we’ve known each other for a long time and you never switched up. Respect

We met once!! You’ve always been a good dude on here and you let that show when we chopped it up for a bit at the tailgate. Stay true.

I KNOW we met before like six years ago through mutuals. You never changed, which is a good thing. Proud of you and where you are now, seen the come up from the sidelines and golf clap whenever you hit a new goal. Stay up!!!

We never talk but you seem like a good dude. However, you seem out of touch nowadays when it comes to women- I know this because the only time I REALLY see you on my timeline is when one of my female followers check you for saying something (mildly) problematic.

I’ve seen your face all around distwitter but I don’t think we’ve ever interacted on here or irl so

We worked FP+ together and I ain’t seen you since, my guy

We’ve interacted on several occasions but somehow not enough for me to form an opinion about you. It’s always been cordial with no problems, so that’s a plus

Whenever I see someone liking this post that I’ve known 10+ IN REAL LIFE

We went from conversations about our dreams and accomplishments backstage at the fuckin insomnia venue in villa rica to going out and accomplishing them. Proud of you. Proud of us.

Yanno, it’s weird to say I “grew up with you” because it doesn’t feel like that- I haven’t seen you since we graduated but we’ve always kept in touch on this here website and I’ve seen all your accomplishments and I’m so damn proud of you!!!

Ain’t seen you in almost three years my guy but we both came up from slaving in them light blues during the summer of 2014. We made it out the gutter.

Damn I worked with a lot of FP+ people on this website...

Ima keep it a stack wit you- I have absolutely no idea who you are, but welcome to my twitter. Skimming through your profile you seem like a cool Disney person who don’t be wilding so

If we’ve met ima feel bad because I don’t remember. But I know we’ve been following each other for YEARS so that means you made it past my problematic phase, so you’re a certified Real One

Ima be “tough love” on you- stop caring so much what other people think, it’ll make yourself (and the amount of time you spend on here) way less stressful. You’re very sensitive and that doesn’t come off in the best way. Fuck what everyone thinks, worry about YOU. Stay up

(Cont.) this includes me. Fuck what I think, even though I’m gonna tell you EXACTLY what I think. In the end it’s your decision on how you want to see yourself. Fuck the “like this for validation” thing.