Aiai.. I love this topic. Lets say me as a single father have a beautiful girlfriend like this girl in the profile picture. My son will start to be curious about what’s happening in close doors. As we talk about it... poof I get him a girlfriend too. And that’s how it’s done. https://twitter.com/alyciatyre/status/1260608181429923840">https://twitter.com/alyciatyr...
It doesn’t happen overnight either. Its years of being surrounded around women. My dad literally had a girlfriend (Ana de Ipatinga) that would change in front of us at the age of 10 and 11. Id beg my dad not to break up with her because of it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
So my dad broke up with her and asked me what I liked about her... I told him her boobs were really nice. This man really paid a women to show me her tits!!!! He told me that we just witnessed the two best things in the world. The power of money and the feeling women bring ushttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤑" title="Money-mouth face" aria-label="Emoji: Money-mouth face">
I was 11 years old when I had my mind set up of what I wanted to be when I grow up. I wanted to be rich. My dad then told me that time is money. If I want to make money I need to put time in. So I asked him “well what if I want to see more tits” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
My dad told me “you can always make more money but you can never buy time but some times are precious” (https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤨" title="Face with raised eyebrow" aria-label="Emoji: Face with raised eyebrow">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤨" title="Face with raised eyebrow" aria-label="Emoji: Face with raised eyebrow">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤨" title="Face with raised eyebrow" aria-label="Emoji: Face with raised eyebrow"> wtf. Yup thats my reaction) So he shows me an example of how time is precious... He made me go talk to a woman for him, tell her im interested in her then lead her to me
So she says im cute, asks where my mom is (USA and theyre not together), I bring her to my dad. He spits game like nobody else. Ill give him that. So we are heading home, me my dad and this women. My dad says some magic words so this women can flash me!!! Beautiful tits!!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">
So we go home, my dad orders her a Mototaxi back home and ask me what was precious about this experience. First thing I say... HER TITS!!!. I get smacked in the back of the head and he tells me something I will never forget.. “she would of done it for 100 reais and I wouldnt ...
have to fuck her.” So im like whaat https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤨" title="Face with raised eyebrow" aria-label="Emoji: Face with raised eyebrow">. Hes trying to tell me that money always comes and goes but time doesnt. Stop spending time in something you can pay for. Now fast forward about 8 years, I had to do community service for some dumb shit and guess what he said when I told him
Pay the fee and never do it again!!! Dont be nobody’s bitch. Thats another store but you get the point. you are surrounded by that world of easy women therefore youre not getting molested if youre begging to see some titties at 11. At 12 youll be fucking them too trust me!
By the time I was 12 years old, we would travel often. We would pretend im sleeping in the back seat while he would pick up women that wanted a “ride” and get them naked so I could wake up in the middle of it and see her tits and now pussy too! Hahaha oh man
I learned a great lesson at an early age though!!! I went to school and told everyone about it! Hahaha nobody believed me but this one kid told on me, that I was spreading lies. So the school calls my dad in. (Fun fact: its a private school) they start asking my dad if its true..
He admits to it and infront of the director or whatever she was, he tells me that im going to America soon and doesnt want me to be a nobody. Now Im feeling like I gotta become a man. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😈" title="Smiling face with horns" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with horns">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> We get home and I got my ass beat for the simplest saying of “DONT KISS AND TELL”
I learned my lesson and was ready to the become a man! And poof I asked the magic question!!! Dad can you get me a prostitute before I move back to the US. So long story short, he got me one and I was really nervous that I backed out. So I asked again... the second one was diff.
She would actually play around with my penis and joke around with me and my dad. She was the one, she would tell me what women liked, she was cool af but I thought she was so nice that i got turned off lol. Idk. Just wasnt feeling it, and oh man my dad was mad lol
He told me that I was spending money and time and unless im gifted in talking to women that I would be a failure when it came to women!!!! So I told him I wouldnt fuck up again and he legit told me that if I fucked up again he wouldn’t consider me his son !!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😢" title="Crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😢" title="Crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😢" title="Crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Crying face">
Third time is a charm hahaha So he gets me this woman with a dragon tattooed in her back. She went in for the kill and oohhh man !! It was amazing! I didnt cum but holy fuck!!! She put the condom on so fresh, she got the stool so I can fuck her looking in the bathroom mirror!!!!
Game over! Lose my virginity at 12 years old, I move back to America and Im a fucking king hahaha but the best time was at 13 years old. I got my mother to pick up my middle school friend hahaha so I fucked her around my birthday and had to call my dad to tell him about my skills
So he congratulated me but he never said happy birthday!!! That fucked up my childhood man! How the fuck does the man that teaches me how to become a fucking king at talking to girls, at making money, at being experienced, not wish me a MF HBD!? Thats when daddy issues started!
Me and my dad are cool as fuck today, 12 years later but I hope you guys enjoy this thread and see the conclusion that molesting your child with bitches does exist but sometimes you grow up part of that world and it all becomes okay. Happy mid week day fuckers https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤪" title="Zany face" aria-label="Emoji: Zany face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤟🏼" title="Love-you gesture (medium light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Love-you gesture (medium light skin tone)">
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