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Listening to some boring ass lecture and I’m obviously bored so stolen
Dear ex: Haha! I’ve actually been a guy this whole time and ur homophobic and transphobic ass dated A DUDE LOL!!!!
(This relationship was before I started identifying as male)
(This relationship was before I started identifying as male)
Dear Self: Damn you’re so handsome and everyone loves you. What a king. Have some choccy milk.
Dear mom: I know I can be a shithead sometimes but you always do what’s best for me and you work so hard to keep us under a roof! Love you Mom! <3
Dear dad: I’m not very close to you because you and my mom got divorced when I was young and I know that you love me and all, trying your best to support me. I appreciate it, but you’ve always given me these weird vibes that I can’t shake off for some reason.
Dear crush: You are a sweet cinnamon roll who deserves the world and more. P.S - Stop talking down on yourself... I’m sure Brady doesn’t appreciate it when you do, well, no one does actually. Anyways have a good day handsome! <3
Dear past me: Lol just realize that you aren’t a straight cis woman it took you way too long. I don’t blame you though, you were stuck in a school where you would get bullied to hell if you even tried to explore your gender and sexuality.
Dear first love, I don’t remember much of you, but you were a little shit. (In a good way!) I wonder how you are doing? I would like to talk to you again sometime. I remember having a lot of fun on the little playground together. We were both just nerds vibing lol.
Dear future me, I hope you aren’t as much of a dipshit dumbass as I am now. Hopefully you made it into college! Maybe you have a boyfriend or girlfriend? Even if you don’t, that’s fine. All we need in life is THE BOIS am I right? Aight I just hope you aren’t really stressed lol.
Dear best friend, I don’t really like having a ‘best friend’ so to all of my friends, ily all hope ur having a good day! <3
