Okay folks! I'm watching DBPM3 literally right now!
Love that Snoot let us say "Snoooooooot" like a bunch of weirdos over their logo. Can you imagine The MGM Lion saying that? No. Impossible #DBPM3 #Shudder
Also love that Jon Salmon's doing the evil Grindhouse intro voice, AND he's the little boy mowing the lawn in the old VHS footage, AND he's his own Dad saying "whatcha doin' buddy?" Auteur theory in action. #DBPM3 #Shudder
If you can hear the "knife" sound effect in your head, you a real one
Larry King was stoked to play someone other than Larry King! I don't think we ever told him his name was Coach Handsy, or that the characters were stoked he died.
The texture between DBPM1 and 2 is subtle but noticeable. The kills get a bit slicker and more colorful. More ridiculous. You can feel the franchise start to fall apart before your eyes.
Randall and @AndrewWK's character Rip Stick are the only side character survivors. Maybe it's because they both party hard enough to survive the cruel hand of death?
Nedry's last deadpan shot is Jon Salmon not acting. Just waiting while they reset the shot. I love using outtakes and downtime in the final cut!
You're NOT watching Dude Bro on @Shudder while it's still available, one last magical night?
MANDY may have Cheddar Goblins, but we got the whole dang pie for you. And they're Siskel & Ebert-approved!
I strung out a shit-ton of subtitled alts for Derek's French lines. The losers all wound up here!
One of the people in this shot wound up in Disney's MULAN. We all auditioned but the casting directors were looking for "talent," whatever that is. @jfwong
A R E Y O U D A D D Y ' S P A R T Y B O Y
Little John Basedow fitness advertisement rammed in there for all of you who remember the good ol days.
Cannot emphasize how many lines and monologues of exposition @pattonoswalt had to CRUSH, at 7 AM, in ANAHEIM. Utter legend. Our very first day of shooting went as well as anyone not on the set of STREETS OF FIRE could expect
This deleted scene ender is a holdover from when Sminkle was much edgier and more coked-out. He's still that, kinda, in the beginning, but we realized he works better as a dorky loser you kinda (?) hope doesn't die.
"The flowers, the music? The champagne? That banner I refuse to read?" Little THE ROOM shoutout for all you @gregsestero megafans.
Get your cameras ready for one of our favorite scenes! It's Paddy Padderson! The Dude Bros may have destroyed the dam and drowned his entire family, but now his paddleboat business is BOOMING!
"She died doing what she loved."
"...Drowning?"
"Yes."
Next time your friends ask you to "do a goofy one" for a photo, make sure to dry hump a child's tombstone #DBPM3 #Shudder
Nedry Headcheese is about to go on the greatest character arc ever devised in the history of cinema, and luckily for you it will all happen offscreen.
That Psychic Friends ad is fucking dark, and maybe a holdover from how bitter I was having to sit through them during commercial breaks for MST3K as a kid. #DBPM3 #Shudder
Again, this is just Maria's face in between takes. Not responding to my monologue about my Bang Bus dream, although it sure looks like she is. #UseOuttakes #EditorsTip
RIPSTICK HAS ENTERED THE CHAT @AndrewWK #DBPM3 #Shudder
Side thread for you to see how Spencer Owen took my temp music choices and made INCREDIBLE original music for our cleaning montage and more! https://twitter.com/mrbrianfirenzi/status/1169365853789458432
God I love how BriTANicK just scream their way into this movie, despite having no formal introduction. They're first heard yelling at Derek and Samantha off-camera, and then the cleaning montage, and now you have to deal with them. @NickKocher @BJMcElhaney #DBPM3 #Shudder
FIRST DEATH! Say goodbye to those abs boys, Derek's gone to the shed! (I hear that's where the tent is).
Another riff-o-matic, only this time for once, we thought "Maybe less is more with this splitscreen gag." #Sublety #OhBrock #DBMP3 #Shudder
Well, the wolves are coming. Everyone get inside and watch Dude Bro with me before it leaves @Shudder
Maria never laughed once during the "Sleep with my eyes open" shot. She's used to me doing far, far, worse.
How long is too long to hold on a shot of the Beef Box? Also, what is Beefing within the context of Dude Bro? (Just kidding, I know. And I will never tell you)
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DUDE BRO DEATH COUNTER:
Motherface: 1
Other Bros: 1
It's a tight race folks!
@MattOswaltVA getting murdered by an orange tree bursting through the wall. It's the Kool-Aid Man for discerning grown-ups.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern in MY horror comedy? #DBPM3 #Shudder
Dear Diary,

Today I lost and now I am in a barrel.

Sincerely,
Brent Chirino

#TentsInTheShed
"Your body's so jacked and fertile. Your sperm count must be in the billions." Ladies, this is how you support your man.
P U T Y O U R D E L T A B I S E E D I N M E ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵒᵈᵈʸʸʸʸ
ZQ's kill is my favorite in terms of sheer gnarliness. Turbeaux takes first place just in terms of the character resonance, but that's for a later tweet.
Those....

wolves...
are....gettin'..........

Prettyy.....

smart....
Me and my wife on the way to the #DBPM3 watch party #Shudder
"Oh no, I forgot my keys!" @DOB_INC in a 5SF idea we never did, now realized in its purest form: A PSA about idiots for #DBPM3
If you guessed that I originally set the Parchtown sequence in the rough cut to Gary Jules' "Mad World," you get a watery cookie #TempTrackFun #DBPM3 #Shudder
"This weekend is not going at all how I planned it"
The only thing I wish we changed about Dude Bro: Brent needed to hit Turbeaux with the line "And by the way...I fuckin' love puppies." Imagine the betrayal. Imagine the power of the shirt rip to follow that. Alas. #DBPM3 #Shudder
I SAID ENHANCE, DAMN YOU
Samzy and Robo-Samzy's convo happening off screen makes me wish every conversation in this movie happened offscreen. I guess we'll let, like, Gaspar Noe or someone do that. #DBPM3 #Shudder
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The backwards shirt rip. Classic power move
And here we go. Easily my favorite scene: Paul Prado cutting the fuck loose on the dog dicks monologue. This is not a movie anymore. This is real.
I had the kids from Hugo watch it. Because it's a part of cinema history, goddammit https://twitter.com/mrbrianfirenzi/status/1211748237864062976?lang=en
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