dodie’s been trying to order a lighter on amazon for quite a while now and they don’t have any and I think she might actually be losing her mind
“I really need to piss but I HAVE TO FINISH THIS AMAZON ORDER!”

is a thing she just said
Please. I beg you all. Stop sending me links to lighters. I don’t want this.
And don’t tell me to get matches either I didn’t tweet any of this to get advice I just wanted to do comedy thank you though but stop now thanks.
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