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May I present: Women of "Ocean's 8" as women who "ruined your life."
May I present: Women of "Ocean's 8" as women who "ruined your life."
Debbie
- Has her own career
- Doesn't have time to coddle you
- Smarter than you, that thing you think she doesn't know she's known for weeks
- Has her own career
- Doesn't have time to coddle you
- Smarter than you, that thing you think she doesn't know she's known for weeks
Lou
- Owns her own business
- Men and women are constantly flirting with her in front of you
- Owns a motorcycle, can drink you under the table
- Owns her own business
- Men and women are constantly flirting with her in front of you
- Owns a motorcycle, can drink you under the table
Daphne
- The most popular woman in any room
- Makes three times what you make
- Pays for things, wants to have sex with you multiple times a day, every day
- The most popular woman in any room
- Makes three times what you make
- Pays for things, wants to have sex with you multiple times a day, every day
Rose
- Wants to stay in tonight and hear about your interests
- Adores her career and deeply supportive of yours
- Loyal to a fault
- Wants to stay in tonight and hear about your interests
- Adores her career and deeply supportive of yours
- Loyal to a fault
Amita
- Huge family, all of whom adore you
- Never invites you to hang out with her parents
- Brought you lunch at work today with an extravagant gift she made herself.
- Huge family, all of whom adore you
- Never invites you to hang out with her parents
- Brought you lunch at work today with an extravagant gift she made herself.
Nine Ball
- Wants to stay up til 3 a.m. playing video games
- Doesn't feel like going out tonight
- Let's have Doritos for dinner?
- Wants to stay up til 3 a.m. playing video games
- Doesn't feel like going out tonight
- Let's have Doritos for dinner?
Constance
- Not ready to commit
- Just wants you for your body
- Will absolutely commit crime for you
- Not ready to commit
- Just wants you for your body
- Will absolutely commit crime for you
Tammy
- Wants to settle down to beautiful house in the suburbs
- Adores the kids and understands you have to work tonight
- Organizes your shirts by color
- Wants to settle down to beautiful house in the suburbs
- Adores the kids and understands you have to work tonight
- Organizes your shirts by color
Can I just say I've been scrolling back through this thread all day and I cannot get over how fucking adorable that picture of Awkwafina is. It's not just a mood it's an entire lifestyle.
