leftist cereal mascots: a thread

toucan sam (communist) fights tyrannical cereal hoarders (capitalists), so he can distribute the froot (fruits of) loops (labor) to the proletariat (his nephews)

the trix rabbit (anarchist) sets out to destruct the rigid hierarchical system (fascism) set forth by an ageist regime (kids)

tony the tiger (gay) openly dicks down twinks (furry OCs) despite corporate censorship (the man)

buzz the bee is a proud member of an authoritarian hivemind