A thread of why you must talk/engage in sex before marriage;

YOU : C'mon Zaddy, hit me harder I'm a slutt for u baby

HIM : *stops mid stroke* My love you aren't a sluttt, you're a virtuous lady & thats why I married you.

YOU: Come suck this D baby
HER: nna what do u mean suck?
YOU: I wanna sit on your face Zaddy, drench your beard with my coochie juice.

HIM: its like you don't have respect

YOU: I'm at the office hun, send me some traps to kill stress my love.

HER: Hmmm that's a sin, when u come back, u see and do.
YOU: Ugh eat my coochie from the back baby.

HIM: Hmm so my nose will now be near your ass? You must be mad.

YOU: We gon start from the bathroom & end in the bedroom baby

HER: Let's just go to the bedroom nau, all these kyn thing sef what if I fall & break my head
YOU: *sends a lingerie thirst trap* Waiting for you like this baby, get home soon

HIM: Sweetheart you don't have to take such pictures and wait for me dressed like that, it looks somehow

YOU: I just bought a vibrator to spice our sex life up baby

HER: Hmm what if it shocks me.
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