man, these hoes so athletic. if a bobcat wants you, apparently ain’t shit you can do about it. https://twitter.com/NaturelsLit/status/1260613284119674882

(I’m bringing “hoes" back in 2020 because there’s no use in pretending decorum matters anymore)

man, think about what you have to give up to get in that one blow. a 20-pound wild animal will give you absolute hell, i promise you. https://twitter.com/Troker61/status/1260629186059931653