man, these hoes so athletic. if a bobcat wants you, apparently ain’t shit you can do about it. https://twitter.com/NaturelsLit/status/1260613284119674882">https://twitter.com/NaturelsL...

(I’m bringing “hoes" back in 2020 because there’s no use in pretending decorum matters anymore)

man, think about what you have to give up to get in that one blow. a 20-pound wild animal will give you absolute hell, i promise you. https://twitter.com/Troker61/status/1260629186059931653">https://twitter.com/Troker61/...