Affirmations that are now illegal to use on Twitter:

- "This" and variants
- "Truth"
- "That's it. That's the tweet."
- "" and "" and variants
- "THREAD"
- "Let's talk" and variants
- RTs by @ewinsberg

What else?

You know I'm legit here because I've benefited from some of these. For instance, @BenBurgis once RT'd me favorably with the pointy hands.