Bayern players as La Casa De Papel characters - a thread

Hansi Flick as The Professor

- intelligent
- always a step ahead
- mastermind of the team
- picked the team up when they were at the bottom and turned them into heroes

Joshua Kimmich as Tokio

- would give everything for his team
- acting like a bitch at times
- trying a bit too hard to be a leader
- sometimes making mistakes that are costly
- has a nice ass

Philippe Coutinho as Arturo

- nobody likes him
- frustrating to watch
- tries really hard to stay in/with the team
- hopefully gone soon

Philipp Lahm as Berlin

- great tactician, very intelligent
- former captain of the team
- sometimes betraying his own team mates
- been one of the earliest members of the team
- left too soon
- team still kinda struggles to replace him

Alphonso Davies as Manila

- one of the newest additions to the team
- just an ordinary member of the team at the beginning, but proved to be important later
- transsexual

Kingsley Coman as Rio

- often seen crying
- can't shoot
- witnessed the legendary Robbery
- a bit unlucky with women

Uli Hoeneß as Moscow

- always trying to get family members to work for the team
- criminal
- a bit fat
- has a big heart
- not part of the team anymore
- we all kinda miss him

Robert Lewandowski as Raquel Murillo / Lisbon

- didn't perform well in Madrid
- used to be on the wrong team
- was close to joining the wrong side again
- overall a very valuable member though

Manuel Neuer as Palermo

- captain of the team
- disloyal
- suffered from a big injury
- smart, but also narcissistic
- there are rumours that he's gay

Niko Kovac as Gandía

- apparently a professional in defense, but he clearly failed at that
- a terrorist
- tried his best to stop the team from winning
- everybody hates him
- some people argue that he is handsome
- for some reason the team keeps him alive