The cars from Pixar's Cars are disconcerting enough. Why do they need to have tongues?

The cars paint themselves different colors at will. Why can't people do that?

Every single adult who sees this film wonders how the cars fuck. The good folks at Pixar must have discussed this.

The cars feel physical pain.

In court one car calls McQueen a fascist and one calls him a commie. The cars have modern ideology and it is as confused as ours.

The cars laugh at a gas joke, presumably because they experience flatulence

Imagine being born a firetruck and having proof of your own destiny, your purpose.

McQueen is dragged to court and provided with no lawyer. Really makes you think about the Cars' values.

When the police car backfires McQueen thinks he is being shot at. The cars have guns.

Mater the tow-truck has vivid green eyes. They're beautiful.

There's an american flag.

The cars have years just like ours. What is their year zero? Do they know Christ?