This parachute comes with speed holes https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1260258922688139269">https://twitter.com/nypost/st...
this bulletproof vest comes with a plunging neckline https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1260258922688139269">https://twitter.com/nypost/st...
Taking all my energy to not scream & #39;NERRRRRDDD& #39; at people pointing out some parachutes do have holes.
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