I have such a love-hate relationship with the 1992 Dracula like it's such a stupid movie but goddamn the AESTHETIC IS SO GOOD.

Also I love all the actors in this movie, it's literally the same energy as the Star Wars prequels.

"London 1987... four centuries later in case y'all watching can't math"

Holy fuck I meant 1897, guess I really am the clown who can't math here.

AHHH Keanu Reeves is so fucking CUTE in this movie, too bad Jonathan is an absolute bitch.

"I'll write." As opposed to what, Jonathan, telepathy? It's not like you Victorian assholes have phones..

THE WRITING IN THIS MOVIE IS SO STUPID BUT EVERYONE IS SO HOT YES I AM WATCHING THIS TRAINWRECK AGAIN I NEED MOTIVATION

Jonathan and Mina being censored by a peacock's tail as they make out in public never ceases to make me lose my shit.

Not even Gary Oldman could save this movie.

Okay I didn't even see this my first go but when they drop Jonathan off at Bargo Pass he sees a crypt and a wolf, and that's a nice nod to Dracula's Guest which I highly recommend reading, it's really good and creepy.