I have such a love-hate relationship with the 1992 Dracula like it& #39;s such a stupid movie but goddamn the AESTHETIC IS SO GOOD.
Also I love all the actors in this movie, it& #39;s literally the same energy as the Star Wars prequels.
"London 1987... four centuries later in case y& #39;all watching can& #39;t math"
Holy fuck I meant 1897, guess I really am the clown who can& #39;t math here.
AHHH Keanu Reeves is so fucking CUTE in this movie, too bad Jonathan is an absolute bitch.
"I& #39;ll write." As opposed to what, Jonathan, telepathy? It& #39;s not like you Victorian assholes have phones..

THE WRITING IN THIS MOVIE IS SO STUPID BUT EVERYONE IS SO HOT YES I AM WATCHING THIS TRAINWRECK AGAIN I NEED MOTIVATION
Jonathan and Mina being censored by a peacock& #39;s tail as they make out in public never ceases to make me lose my shit.
Not even Gary Oldman could save this movie.
Okay I didn& #39;t even see this my first go but when they drop Jonathan off at Bargo Pass he sees a crypt and a wolf, and that& #39;s a nice nod to Dracula& #39;s Guest which I highly recommend reading, it& #39;s really good and creepy.
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