rich white ladies are about to feel the affects of the pandemic for the first time https://twitter.com/reuters/status/1260606999059890184
they’d been doing ok since their husbands decided to stay at the city apartment halfway through quarantine but this one is gonna hurt
they can’t even casually plop their new more expensive chanel on the table at brunch to show it off, it has to be “accidentally” in frame when they zoom

“it cost more but i had to have it, it’s a pandemic issue, very limited”
“i can’t believe the government wants to give those people $600 on top of their unemployment payments. that’s highway robbery,” she says, laying the chanel on the scandinavian-crafted vanity paid for by bill’s company getting millions from the federal govt for stock buybacks
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