This is America, and America is the place where I get what I want. The place where I get to be comfortable all the time. Where I never have to do anything hard. Where I am served by those lower than me. It's the place God has chosen as his favorite. You all have to die for me.

I want a haircut. I want a blooming onion. I deserve everything I want. I was born on this land and it's my right to be served by those who God loves less. I am the sun around which all planets revolve. I will eat the last spotted owl. Jesus died for me. I want new Ray-Bans.

Open it all back up. Nothing stands in the way of me and the new fence I want to build in my yard. My large sons want an ATV and it's my God-given right to buy it for them. I am a shark who must keep swimming. I need to buy things. I will not ask politely. Everything is mine.