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My opinion on Minecraft hostile mobs- a thread
zombie- this lad isn’t too bad really is he. he’s easy to kill and doesn’t do much. keep him away from villagers tho. the babies are little shits tho. they just go too fast and are hard to hit.
creeper. man is an absolute icon. he does his thing, silently blows u up. bit of a cunt if you think about it. must’ve had a tough childhood. don’t let it get struck by lightning tho or it’ll proper kill you
skeleton- definitely the katie hopkins of minecraft. absolute cunt isn’t he. he’s just so annoying. shoots you with shite arrow things. like piss off init. luckily he has the shot accuracy of firmino so doesn’t hit you all the time
spider- the only mob who knows how to climb shit. makes disgusting noises when it chases you. other mobs can ride it. so annoying let’s be real. wish they’d fuck off like
slime- rare asf tbh, but when they show up they’re annoying to deal with. the smal things r harmless but the massive ones hurt a lot, and then they make lots of smaller ones when they die.
enderman- has the body shape of simon miniminter and for some reason man gets pissed when you look at him. teleports all over the place. but he’s a bit stupid, if you have a pumpkin on your head he doesn’t think you’re a person and ignores you. dumb fuck
zombie pigman- realistically he’s ya mate isn’t he. he leaves you alone and i respect that from him. but he’s like a member of ft. you attack one and loads of them gang up on you and beat the shite outta you. best to leave them alone really
ghast- he’s a fat fucker tbf. dunno when octopus learned to fly but here we are. shoots shite fireballs out his mouth that you can smack back at him. very easy to hit with an arrow bc he’s obese
pillager- he’s a bit of a new kid but he’s really shit. got kicked out of the villages for being a nonce so now he attacks them and randomly escorts around the world to find you. and when you give the pedo the death penalty they’ll all raid your village. weirdo
ravager- the pillagers put gave their dogs steroids now we have this monstrosity. hard to kill but rewarding. honestly an abomination
