Premier league teams as ice teams a thread:
Arsenal: choc ice was amazing now has slowly died out.
Aston Villa: mini milk. Was amazing years ago now very irrelevant
AFC Bournemouth: mr freeze. Cheap gets the job done.
Brighton: strawberry ice cream. Boring and no one really likes them.
Burnley: vanilla. Love or hate them they will probably be around forever proper English ice cream.
Chelsea: Calippo. Always been near or if not at the top and is coming back to its best again.
Crystal Palace: Solero. Liked by some but most people don’t care about them.
Everton: twister. Used to be banging now u don’t see anyone talk about them anymore.
Leicester: snickers ice cream. Had a good short period then went away now they are coming big again.
Liverpool: Ben and Jerry’s cookie dough. Best around no one can argue.
Man City: Magnum. Amazing ice cream one of the best around.
Man united: nobbly bobbly. Liked worldwide one of the most popular on the planet.
Newcastle United: rocket lolly. Class lolly can’t dislike them not too expensive aswell.
Norwich city: funny feet. Who actually likes these things?
Sheffield United: feast. People didn’t think they would be that nice but they are now competing with the best around.
Southampton: fruit splits. Cheap not the best nor the worst around.
Tottenham: fruit pastille. Good but not quite the best around always get close to being the best but then someone new comes and takes the top spot.
Watford. Screwball. Always been around has it’s good moments and it’s bad moments decent ice cream.
West Ham: knickerbocker glory. Always been around mid tier never gone above or below it gets the job done.
Wolves. Maltesers ice cream. Has potential to be one of the best around and u can’t hate them
End of thread rts are appreciated
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