hehe i’m bored and stole this

1. to my ex (who is probably reading this rn): you were and are still someone who means a lot to me and i hope you’re doing well and feeling better bc your tweets are questionable. sorry for all the “drama” going on rn idk

2. dear self: you are thriving and apparently people think you’re pretty (yay)!! i love that you are happy and finally getting shit done except for that stupid ass essay bc FUUUUUCK AP anyway you are awesome i love you!!!

3. dear mom: you are so dope and i love talking shit about people to you!! you are like my best friend and i can tell you almost everything even though it will bite me back in the ass one day when you bring it up. lolz.

4. dear dad: you can’t spell dead without dad. because you are dead. i never really liked you bc you always scared me. anyway your family fucking sucks

5. dear crush: this is gonna be tough to write about LOL but i’m sorry for putting you through drama. you’re one of my closest friends and i admire you because you’ve been there for me for so long and through thick and thin. we’ve had our ups and downs but i wouldn’t change that

6. dear past me: you weren’t as mature as you though and that’s okay because you still learned. nothing you did was a mistake but rather a lesson. i’m glad you aren’t a stupid edgy bitch anymore

7. dear first love: idk who to write about for this but uhhh...sup?

8. dear future me: i hope you are successful and know where the hell you’re going but i hope you’re also able to help and impact the lives of people. i don’t know who you’ll end up with but if you’re single with 2 dogs that’s dope too

9. dear best friend: thank you for always being there for me for the past few years. i love listening to you talk about random shit. you never fail to make me laugh and smile and i admire you so much 4ever. i hope you’ll still be my travel buddy in the future lolz

10. dear future child: i honestly dont really want kids bc i hate them but if you exist...you are an exception and i love you and i hope that by the time i ever have you there isn’t a fucking pandemic again

11. dear person i love: i can’t say i love you bc love is a strong word so i’ll say person i really like. i’ve already written about you like 3 times on this thread so i won’t say anything else