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By popular demand. I have decided to investigate the mysteries of how my wife folds a fitted sheet. I'm risking my linen closet and my marriage for this. So let's start with her finished product (photo). I had to cheat to see if it was a fitted or flat sheet. Amazing. https://twitter.com/AllowedFool/status/1260378092742283264
Let's see if I can reverse engineer her actions to conduct this witchcraft myself. So let's unfold a little bit.
I'm really doing this. No turning back. @PetalumaPegleg I want you to know this is for science and for you!
OK. Now I am starting to realize just how over my head I am. The hubris... Oh my God the hubris.
I have spotted a laundry basket full of linens. Maybe I can act like the sheet just came out of the dryer.
No, I must try.
No, I must try.
There are fold lines in this, and I know the pattern she used. I'm not some Kevin James/Ray Romano character, I can do this.
OK. Here's my finished product. I have never achieved better than a ball. It's not neat and flat like hers, but this is a quantum leap for me. Is it replicable? I hope to never find out.
(And it is still going into the laundry basket. No way this can pass the linen closet test)
(And it is still going into the laundry basket. No way this can pass the linen closet test)
