aight the time has come to watch twilight 2

this movie is apparently not called twilight 2

2 HOURS LONG???

the openimg sequence slaps tho

was the grandma a vampirefucker too, i have to wonder

really dont understand why they dont just... fuck

the fact there were people who actually cared about jacob enough for a “team jacob” to even exist... im baffled

omg wait... the volturi are makin me feel sumn

this girl wants vampire dick so bad she would literally give up her humanity, gotta respect the commitment

ASFGAGADSHJSDHSG ALL FOR A PAPERCUT IM FUCKING YELLING

no offense but by vampire standards carlisle cullen is really ugly

jesus she doesnt even THINK ABOUT IT, she’s like “yea im gonna drop everything and follow this vampire family”

“i belong to you” GOD whenever i remember this movie and this character shaped a generation of young girls.....

she has no goals whatsoever, no desires or ambition unless they are somewhat related to edward cullen. i just... why?

oh abs?

oh the wolves got a six pack, im interested

i dont mean to sound insensitive but this looks a bit too much for a sparkling dude

is she seriously considering outting herself in danger just to see if edward comes back

jesus christ on a cracker I HATE THIS GIRL

can she stop pushing her hair back, I HATE IT HERE

bella’s dad is a SAINT

jacob just whipped out the big dick energy taking off his shirt huh

im only halfway through and im so bored

honestly my life was so much better when i didnt know anything about these movies

is jacob ever gonna put his shirt back on again? i hope not

kinda want a boyfriend who can turn into a wolf so i can pet him whenever i want

they piqued my interest with the volturi for 0.5 secs only to throw it away right after