Tom Selleck doing a new series of reverse mortgage ads, clarifying that "we're not trying to steal your house" & I feel it's like a skit where the 3rd series of ads goes, "So...we, like stole your house ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯"

"Tom Selleck -- what are you doing in my rec room...wearing my silk pajamas?"
"Dude, I told you -- I stole your house. All your shit is mine now. I changed your dog's name and he fuckin' answers to it. I turned your home office into a Mustache Museum."