Thread: Note to SCOTUS

We get you’re concerned about Congress and state prosecutors issuing bullshit subpoenas to harass the POTUS, but Trump is a fucking criminal and *these* subpoenas are *not* bullshit. If you fuck around with *these* subpoenas you are dooming us to tyranny.

Trump is owned by the Russian mafia state. He’s a mob front man, a money launderer, a fraudster, and a tax cheat, and he’s trying to destroy democracy and install himself as dictator. So please save your concern for future presidents until *after* we get this fucker *out*!

You don’t need limiting principles for *these* subpoenas. These subpoenas are just fine. They are targeted at a clearly corrupt, criminal, and lawless POTUS who has undermined a Special Counsel and made the Department of Justice bend its knee and kiss his ring.

So let’s do this, shall we? Let’s say these subpoenas are fine, but that these cases have no value as precedent. Limit your opinion just to *these* subpoenas and bless the subpoenas, OK? We don’t have time to develop a new standard and remand these cases. You know we don’t.

It’s probably also time to acknowledge the elephant in the room. If you fail to rule against Trump, you are doomed. Either Trump wins re-election and becomes dictator, leaving you to kiss his ring and bless his show trials, or Biden wins and we pack the Court to punish you.

Either way, a ruling for Trump seals your fate. So let’s stop fucking around and end this thing. Rule against Trump and we let you keep your conservative majority until you die off and we can replace you. That’s the only deal you’re going to get.

Your move.