So I met this guy seven years ago, fair and cute. I'm not really into fair guys but this one is muah. I always knew I'd go out with him and last year I promised him a date. Around August, I got home from school and baba insisted on the date, I had no choice than to comply
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He chose ICM and we went there. I paid for our transport there and the movie we saw. After movie, he said he was hungry and insist I buy him food. No shit, I spent another money on food, and drink, he even collect ice cream after the food. Me that av my money sef na meat pie

I chop. After that I said we should head home but baba said we should walk around a bit that he would like to check out the place. We did and this guy started picking stuffs, I thought he had money to pay but he said he can't go home without taking anything as souvenir from our

date, that I will pay. Like are you whining Federal or something?!
Told him I won't pay for Jack shit and before I could say another word, this dude sat on the floor and started crying, screaming and wailing right there in front of so many people. See embarrassment oh

Anyways, that was the last time I took my nephew out. O le wa dami ni gbese mehn