a thread of skz as the worst possible names you could give a cat:

chan as cookiedoots:

- the name of a truly... brave leader...
- would be your best friend
- emotional support cat

minho as fluffy fusty feather fungus:

- probably named by a crazy cat lady
- likely to become one of those cat memes
- lives up to the fluffy part of his name

changbin as darth kitty:

- kind of intimidating
- but probably one of the softest people you will ever meet
- “i will be your downfall *insert cute cat laugh here*”

hyunjin as fresno fair zucchini corndog (aka zuk):

- the prettiest person in the universe
- likely to go viral at least 63 times
- definitely knows the lyrics to primadonna girl by heart

jisung as toby toes mcpurr:

- probably has rlly nice toes
- could sell feet pics for a lot of money
- would knock your glass off the counter

felix as mr. meowsalot:

- probably secretly royalty
- would hide behind the fridge
- convinced hes the cat ver of ratatouille

seungmin as fluffenheimersheim:

- definitely watched the little einsteins
- that one cat from barbie as the princess and the pauper who barks
- that isnt meowing its singing

jeongin as lil (short for lil sht):

- probably an angel when youre present but would tear things up as soon as you leave
- chaotic
- no way he isnt a munchkin cat

BONUS woojin as pasta batman:

- randomly disappears at times probably to go be a superhero
- would sing the batman theme every time he enters a room
- best boy

end of my worst thread yet