if arctic monkeys were from the south of england: a thread

alexander thornton
- from cambridgeshire
- says he's not rich but shops at marks & spencers
- definitely hates the working class
- voted tory
- has a union jack on his bedroom wall

matthew jonathan huckabee
- brexit means brexit
- lives off daddy's money
- hates the poor
- "back boris"
- claims to not be homophobic but he just is

james canterbury
- went to private school
- knows all the lyrics to the national anthem
- loves the royal family
- voted tory
- still defends thatcher
- "i'm not racist but..."

nicholas o'marleigh
- went to private school but hates it
- that one leftist in a family of tories
- voted labour
- has a framed photo of karl marx
- has read the communist manifesto 10 times
- "OHHH JEREMY CORBYN"