My Roommate and I Uni experience Experience.

I met Bolarinwa through a friend in my first year in Uni, we clicked cos we had a lot in common Music taste, Dance and our definition of fun was almost the same and the key to all, we studied the same course (Masscomm)

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only he was a year ahead of me. Fast forward to second semester, He had issues with his apartment and i asked him to move in with me since we bonded already. It never took long before we became the nightmare of our hall mates, nah not what you’re thinking but we stole buckets-

of water, blast music at the maximum volume, play porn on our laptop then connect it to the sound system, we committed enough atrocities in that hall that earned us a great deal of stigmatization from our christian and muslim brothers in the hall,

I became the Alpha male in my hall but he was the dark brain behind my reign, more like a gun but he was the trigger. But hey! People loved us cos we were fun, kind never a bad vibe. I could sing a little back then so everywhere we go he was always asking me to do something with

with my voice so we could get the attention of the female genders there and that’s a good deal for him cos he if anyone admires me there, he gets to talk to their friends and you know(friends of friends). He was the HOC of his department, so whenever I visit he’s always -

hooking me up with different girls and they were always eager to get closer then. First I thought it was because of the looks then it dawned on me baba was telling them i was a recording artist that likes to do his things lowkey and i was almost at my career breakthrough

only that i’m single and i’m shy to approach girls, so i was like a dud cheque. Had several and It usually ends the same way. We get closer maybe date, we eat your food, support us when we need anything and couple of months later we are done. No room for see finish, No reason am.

Until we met Shalewa a business admin student 300lvl. My roomie did his thing and we are good.
Ah Shalewa!!!.
Shalewa was far from my taste then but she had MONEY!!!!. I was really skeptical about her from the start but then my external human brain has decided so no dulling

Shalewa did more than enough for us no lies but it was time for her to go. Boom! Naso mama flipped the script o.
oh! Did i mention she attended celestial church then? Oh yeah. I started ignoring her calls and avoiding her but still mama was not even moved.

I picked her call one day to tell her i needed space but mama made it known to me that i was a joker with extremely dry jokes. Naso the threatening start o, she would send me image candle pictures and all those cele things, she would text us both saying “i see you both” .

Hard guy, hard guy our liver start to cut small small. It all got worse when our hall mate came back from town one day and said she saw Shalewa at her Alfa’s house, she was sure she came for consultation .
Shey you dey whine me ni?