random things that could help some1 possibly feel pwuppy:
• having to answer whose a good puppy instead of being told you are one
• being praised and talked to like a real doggy
• owner speaking in third person
• being asked if you want rubs and headpats

• owner making sure you’re paying attention when they’re talking by asking “right puppy?”
• COLLARING!!!! obviously
• being told doggy like commands like be quiet/sit/stay
• having doggy treats such as goldfish/jerky/fruit snacks
• having actual doggy toys to play wif

• having a dog bed/cage area
• having a water and separate food bowl to eat/drink out of
• being leashed and having to walk on all 4s
• callin them by patting your lap/whistling/etc when u want their attention or them to come to you
• being taught tricks like sit/spin/lay

• actually petting them
• make them peanut butter shaped biscuits (if they can have that ofc)
• using anal plugs for tails and then making them wag when they’re excited/etc
• making them be nonverbal and having to do dog like things like sniffing/nuzzling/etc

• making them bark when they want to get your attention
• playing/just making them fetch things
• gag them as a muzzle

• personal preference of using words like breeding and knot
• personal preference of calling their holes their puppycunt
• lettin them curl up on you while ur occupied doing something else
• chaining them places when u have to do something
• eating on the floor nxt to u

• making them sleep on the edge of the bed
• refer to their hands as paws
• “noo, puppies don’t do that”
• playing along wif them like u do wif dogs like growling playfully and bouncing all over da place playing wif a ball or tug toy
• using petnames wif little/small/tiny