Thread by @RadHominin, Today's theme is "hideous McMansions with godawful pillars"(I have made peace with [...]

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Today& #39;s theme is "hideous McMansions with godawful pillars"

(I have made peace with being the bearded guy who takes photos of people& #39;s homes at night)

I& #39;m still fuming about this.

It& #39;s the intersection of vague nostalgia for the age of Greco-Roman primacy with total disinterest in actual learning.

It& #39;s an imitation of class as understood by a five year-old.

It& #39;s the outward manifestation of being concussed by an inheritance.

If you have a house clad in columns and classical architecture then for god& #39;s sake

paint it in bright, bold colours

cover it in illustrations of myth and art and people fucking

let random locals adorn it with graffiti art

IF YOU& #39;RE GONNA IMITATE THE ROMANS, FUCKING COMMIT

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