Today's theme is "hideous McMansions with godawful pillars"

(I have made peace with being the bearded guy who takes photos of people's homes at night)

I'm still fuming about this.

It's the intersection of vague nostalgia for the age of Greco-Roman primacy with total disinterest in actual learning.

It's an imitation of class as understood by a five year-old.

It's the outward manifestation of being concussed by an inheritance.

If you have a house clad in columns and classical architecture then for god's sake

paint it in bright, bold colours

cover it in illustrations of myth and art and people fucking

let random locals adorn it with graffiti art

IF YOU'RE GONNA IMITATE THE ROMANS, FUCKING COMMIT