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Ahahaha let’s.... let’s see how this goes
You are unbelievably hot like it’s ridiculous
Would smash, I can’t lie
I would *literally* commit murder for you holy shit
Not sure if this theory is proven or not, but in my head you send the best nudes
I want to run my fingers through your hair and stare deep into your eyes, but in like a platonic way
If you made a sex tape, I would watch it
You intimidate me, but in a comforting, familiar way
Ugh this is super out of pocket but I would love to see your boobs just once for fun
I would let you disrespect my body
It’s wild because you are exponentially superior to literally everyone around you and that scares me SO much
I don’t do drugs but if I did I would absolutely do them with you
You’re a bit chaotic, and I would party with you but i’d also be afraid i’d die
You honestly scare the shit out of me
I would probably cut off my pinky finger for an ounce of your approval
Your naive, young personality makes me feel like life is worth living. I will root for you till I die
God I cannot WAIT to see the day you just SNAP
You are so pretty please date me I will treat u right
For some reason, fully expecting to see your mugshot come up in a few years
When you become famous, i’m exploiting the fuck out of the fact that I knew you even if briefly. I’m making money off of that shit
You should make an onlyfans, I just think you’d do really well and make a lot of money
You should get a sugar daddy, I just think you’d do really well and make a lot of money
I feel like you’re mean but not because you’ve given me any reason to feel that, it’s just that you have your shit together and I feel attacked
U scary but hot
You keep to yourself but I know you’re a bad bitch with a devious side and it’s given me an uncomfortable yet earned respect for you
Like before, I would absolutely watch your sex tape
I would pay SO much money to watch you throw ass irl in a cute little pink thong
You are chaotic and i’d like to kiss you
I feel like u a lil freak
I... would also like to be around the day you just snap
I feel like you have the potential to just be bat shit crazy and idk if I wanna be around for that
I am genuinely surprised that something drastic, like newsworthy drastic, hasn’t happened to you yet
You are attractive so you get away with a lot of weird behavior
I would hit it, just once, to see what all the hype is about
Lord have mercy I would climb to the ends of the earth to see that booty in action
I thought you’d become an incel in all honesty, happy to be proven wrong
Date me. Please. Like if you asked, I would say yes dead serious
I would do a lot of not ok things to be your friend
You are adorable. And unsuspecting. And for that reason I believe you are insane in bed
Ah I am both scared of you and intrigued by you. I feel like every time you like my tweets I breathe out a sigh of relief like a bomb has been diffused
I feel like you’ve had sex in some very, VERY weird places
I’ve never really had any desire to sleep with you, but I feel like you’ve gotten good reviews from others
I honestly don’t have out of pocket thoughts about you I think you are perfect and I want to protect you always
Nothing would surprise me if I found out you did it. “___ now has three kids” “___ got agitated one night and tried to rob a target” and i’d be like yeah that checks out
You could beat my ass but you are so hot that I would let you beat my ass
I can’t tell if you’re actually a hoe or if you just pretend to be, and I respect that so much
I want you to crush my head with your thighs but I would be unworthy of such a euphoric death
You are stupid hot and I hope you have a hoe phase and let me hear about it
Surprised you are not married with 2 kids by now? I’m not sure in what way I mean that.
I am genuinely afraid for the day you snap and hope to not be there!
You pretty but I feel like you date exclusively white men
Interested to see what point of your life will be your peak
Now I *know* you’ve had sex in some weird places
For some reason I imagine that the first person you kissed because obsessed with you for like 6 months and you almost had to transfer because of them
Will definitely marry an ethnic man
If you started a crafting youtube channel it would do well. I have absolutely no idea if you craft
I feel like most of your success comes out of spite, and honestly that’s respectable
I can see you dating a really hot girl and going to the farmers market on saturdays and doing a lot of LSD at indie concerts where LSD is honestly a bit of an overkill and not necessary
You are adorable and unsuspecting, which makes me think you have killed someone
