what your coffee order says about you: a thread

black drip coffee:
- productive
- emotionally intelligent
- typically very stubborn but for good reason
- always in a hurry or never rushes. no in between

hot americano:
- tired 24/7
- does not have time for games
- secretly knows how to fight
- will pay for someone else’s coffee. v wholesome

flavored americano hot or cold:
- like a human mullet, business in the front and party in the back
- would kick ass in the pacer test
- has the best laugh in the world??

pour over:
- a level of patience we all aspire to have
- v eclectic
- everyone’s mom loves u

cappucino:
- elitist but only about very obscure things
- wishes to be the main character in a coming of age film
- will always tip extra just because

mocha:
- just likes it because it’s like adult chocolate milk
- wouldn’t dare tell the barista if they got ur order wrong bc ur too nice
- loves quality time and activities

flavored latte:
- constantly yearning for a glimpse of hope
- thirty flirty and thriving
- hates being called basic (bc you shouldn’t be, coffee is coffee)

cold brew:
- absolute chaotic energy
- life of the party
- borderline insomniac

iced drip coffee:
- great value version of cold brew drinker (still chaotic, just a little less)
- drinks this as a meal replacement
- always sticks up for friends

iced latte:
- absolutely unstoppable
- procrastinates homework
- big heart. bigger butt

frappucino:
- in middle school
- it’s ok just a kid at heart <3
- my mom said she’ll drop us off at the mall if your mom picks us up

matcha:
- has plants probably
- very educated about random things
- might be a yoga instructor

hot tea:
- that is not coffee
- r u ok

HONORABLE MENTIONS!
What your favorite milk alternative says about you
Almond:
- usually plays it safe but we never know when you’ll switch it up
Soy:
- loves hugs
Coconut:
- adventurous but still craves stability
Oat:
- the best kind of person. warmth personified

What your favorite flavor says about you
Vanilla:
- secretly very unique
Caramel:
- big ole flirt, most often a lil scared of commitment
Hazelnut:
- always gives the best advice but is also a great listener
Lavender:
- just lovely. like a flower

What your random add on says about you
Skinny:
- loves showtunes and singing loudly in the car
Extra hot:
- do not test this person
Cinnamon:
- finds a way to spice up anything
Extra shot:
- do not test this person either
- very intelligent
No whip:
- needs to live a little