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Why "comforters" should be cancelled- a thread [->]
They are way too hot. If anything comforters should be replaced with the thin blankets that are found on couches that depressed people often sleep on to avoid having to move from one spot 2 another. Waking up drenched in sweat is one of the worst feelings mankind could endure[->]
It is easy to cancel comforters. They have feathers in them and we KNOW vegans are god tier cancelists. Even if the feathers are fake they depict birds as just comfort vessels. Email a lawmaker and tell them to request a federal law against comforters. Abolish bird abuse. [->]
Comforters are classist. These shits are way too expensive and subliminally suggest that materialism = comfort and vice versa. Break the system starting at the bottom and going up. Boycott them. [->]
They could easily be used as a murder weapon. Smothering somebody with a comforter is easy. And, it allows the killer to put even more distance between themselves and the act as opposed to a pillow which is a close combat melee weapon (pillows are valid tho #supportpillowz) [->]
Drug/money smuggling is easy to accomplish using these already bunchy "blankets" (I don't like using that term!!! Dont do it if you can!! Separate the artist from the art please!!) It is as easy as acting like you are going on a camping trip. [->]
Do you see how horrid they are?!?! Please spread the word!! Oh and stan Crazy Frog 
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