Thread by @kjdeja, I hope my crush likes this so i can tell her all [...]

I hope my crush likes this so i can tell her all the shit I’d do to her.

i think that when Kehlani comes we should act like total fan girls and flash our tits at her concert

I just realized I haven’t been replying in a thread. Smfh I’m so sorry guys

My FAVOURITE FUCKING LEO EVER. Watching your stories is like the daily newspaper for me and I hope you never ever fucking stop bc you are sunshine that everyone needs in their lives!!

Not only are you bad as fuck but your hair is always like “stiff where?? stiff who??” who tf is your vendor bc bitch you just STUNT ON EM

tbh

sometimes I think of you when I flick my bean but every time I’m near you I get intimidated.

I’m not familiar with you so you must be new here! But I love your pinned tweet. I can’t blend eyeshadow for shit so I love to see when other people can!!

You are living proof that I will never stop talking my shit on Twitter

Following you was the best decision I’ve ever made bc you’re so fucking funny and carefree. It’s motivating!!

You gotta give me a makeup tutorial and donate some titty pls. I just need enough to get me to a 38C and we’ll be blessed. Also super jealous of your friend group and the legendary photos y’all take.

I’m glad this is outta pocket cause you all up in my muthafuckin business

I think I’m getting away being a dumbass on here and then you come and remind me I’m being watched. One day you’ll see I’m more than just my player ways

wait till I’m cuffed then you’ll be SICK!

I like having you here, you’re mad cool. We’ve only had a few interactions but I can tell you’re mad chill!

So, at first, I was so worried that you following me back was going to be bad bc I talk so much shit but I actually have so many weird emotions towards you it’s like I’m in love witj you in the most platonic way possible??? I wanna do our synastry.

I feel like every time I see you one of us is too fucking drunk but I like your face and you’re soooo pretty and fucking hilarious

You’re a new mutual but I like you bc you’re adorable

Your eyebrows are EVERYTHING wowwww and that bee on your arm is so fucking well done I love the glow!!!

bitch you already know I love u so much and would fight people for you. since high school, this Pisces/Gemini/Aries group has been my life. I always thought you lowkey hated me and I’ll never truly know but for now imma assume u don’t and be happy where we’re at

I feel like you HAAAATE me but keep me here bc you’re interested in my chaotic energy??? I’ve always been intimidated by your energy tho. It’s enticing but also says watch it.

I don’t know much about you but your avi is very wonderful!

YOU KNOW I LOVE ME A MARCH ARIES

y’all made of pure gold and your hearts are a next level of beautiful!!

I feel like we could be really really good friends bc you interact with me often but I don’t shoot my friendship shot bc I think you have a girl and I don’t like to start mixup like that

I didn’t realize you were so creative!! Also if that’s your son, he’s so fucking precious and I would like to meet him and play with him someday. Yes I am using you for your child

I don’t know much about you but I saw the video you posted from a ball at The Underground!!! It looked lit! We should go together someday! I’ve never been and would like to be shown the ropes!

Maaaan, I know you’re a demon. And I try to ignore that. But if you ever wanna jerk off into a turkey baster for my future wife and I, I would gladly take a few samples. You’re like my ideal man for breeding purposes.

You are SOOOOOOOOOOO stunning and every time you like my tweets I get all giddy.

I don’t know you but you’re adorable!

Gryffindor huh? Say word you’re smart

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