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I can’t wait for you to wash my dishes.
Your name makes you cuter to me.
You have the most beautiful breast and face combo I have seen in a while. I want parts....still. HMU
I keep mistaking (more than twice) this other guy for you because y’all look alike. We end up friends because of It. His cousin has your name. Still wasn’t you. 
Your brand of humor is sick and twisted with a touch of Dr. Umar.
I’m here for It.
I’m here for It.
I actually don’t know you.
Let’s have a threesome. Text me.
Why forex?
I honestly can say I don’t really think about you. 
I think your friends are ugly. It’s funny seeing y’all group photos.
Why are you wasting your time with that person?
