ALLISON:

Oh, the old, 'he said he was a teacher. Heaven help us....ha-ha-ha' line.

Funny, I never realised that a single Twitter thread demonstrates one's ability to do a particular job. Is that how you come to conclusions about someone? Out of all the thousands of things

I've ever written on here, you take *this* to be indicative of my aptitude to be a teacher?

Hats off to you. You should work for the @FBI, @CIA, something like that. With just a mere fragment of information, you could solve every case going, couldn't you?

#GENIUS