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I’m just gonna start tweeting some shit (mutuals can like this and I’ll do more tweets but I just wanted to start w my irl friends)
you got the thighs of a wwe wrestler bbg, any man would be lucky to have his head crushed by them. pls take ur BC consistently bc I WILL charge for childcare. also, when ur rich grandma dies give me some money and we can call it reparations for Japanese occupation.
MS BUTTPLUG 
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🗣" title="Speaking head in silhouette" aria-label="Emoji: Speaking head in silhouette"> MS BUTTPLUG https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🗣" title="Speaking head in silhouette" aria-label="Emoji: Speaking head in silhouette"> smartest, funniest, most incredible person I know, go easy on yourself pls. I also luv how you know randomly know everything about everything. I wish you had your own show. Your duality amazes me: the way you hate white men while simping over them.
Dude I can hear your teeth grinding from here, chill w your inner stress monologue and know you’ve done everything right. You’re the glue that holds us together. A lot of dudes fall for you but now we need you to start emptying out their pockets so we can finally take our trip https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">
YOU ARE VALID. I think it’s funny u thot there was a difference between marijuana and pot. Jumpsuits are your bitch. How many sad ass scalps would our friends have if you weren’t our resident hair stylist?? You are wise, short, and sleepy like a true lola
our kinky ass ate who’s ate more ass than jhene aiko, what would we do without your advice and disturbing stories?? always got the most tsismis and wields this power for good. you’re a good matchmaker and I hope you get all the bts merch you ever wanted.
you’re the next president and our prodigy and we are so proud. it’s so weird you’ll probably end up banging the man who is the closest thing I’ve ever had to a brother but y’all cute. I kinda wanna know if butt stuff happens but I kinda don’t. learn from your ate’s and use bc!!!
I’m sorry I bullied you for not buying me a rilakkuma crewneck when u surprised me w something rly amazing instead https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face"> thx for always lying and telling me my ass is phat when it’s not https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> send me your homemade spam musubis, loco moco, and furikake salmon pls https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤤" title="Drooling face" aria-label="Emoji: Drooling face">
okay guys this might be out of order sksksk
I stalked u and wow you’re in corvo too!! can’t rly tweet anything out of pocket but your style and vibe is A+++
don’t really know you but based on what I’ve seen so far I like what you stand for
always beating dumbass mestizas on twitter together https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Relieved face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✊🏾" title="Raised fist (medium dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Raised fist (medium dark skin tone)"> we never got to do the challenge sksksks and i aspire to have 1/16th of your makeup abilities
I’ve had a friend crush u for a loooong time but I didn’t have the balls to slide into ur IG so I’m glad I got a Twitter https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> ngl I’m still confused on how you haven’t eaten enough mangoes. also I feel bad for ur enemies bc ur version of this thread is terrifying and I respect it
