I present to you, coronavirus, the Washington, DC story.

The big surge is always two weeks away. The peak is always next month. Trust the "experts," the big surge is definitely coming! Brace for impact!

There are now more hospital beds available than active COVID cases.
The mayor has impressively predicted a surge for April, May, June, & July. As far as I know, not a single media outlet has ever asked why she keeps incorrectly predicting when the surge is coming. & they report projections as absolute facts. Meanwhile, no big case growth, ever.
Just got the latest update from the DC COVID dashboard. They are currently using about 8.5% of their total COVID capacity in the healthcare system. There was never a significant jump in hospitalizations, ever.

The only peak is how this has reached peak insanity for so long.
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