A thread of Tone’s And I (the queen of pop) being better than all of your faves (a thread!)

Nicki Minaj

P*do brother
Hopped on a hit to illegally get a #1
Looks like a
Aging like madonna

Taylor Swift (Table Stiff)

Liar and victim player
Kayne made them famous
Used the LGBQT+ community for $
Irrelevant after 2015
A literal table and a fad nowadays

Ariana Grande (Ariola Gern*de)

Hates America
Started the coronavirus by licking donuts
Zero grammys in her big era
Unsafe concerts
Tries to sing like Mariah Carey but fails
Fa*g*t brother