Can you imagine joining a personality cult for Joe Biden?? That is like proudly declaring your favourite food is gluten free whole weat noodles with no sauce. Like going to a rally for unsalted saltine crackers. Or fighting someone over why you think Roger Moore was the best Bond

"Yasss going to stand all day in the rain rallying for JOE BIDEN the most low-cholesterol-plain-cheerios energy establishment politician who stands for absolutely nothing and is literally the definition of Status Quo Washington Democrats ooUoou look at me creating CHANGE "

"I am a FEMINIST PROGRESSIVE which is why I'm going to vote for the drone-happy neocon in sheep's clothing who will maintain absolutely everything wrong with left wing politics in America and bring about as much radical revolution as my local Thursday night bingo club"