The comments are fucking gold:
"A man who can drive a car safely while kissing a pretty girl is not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."
â *Albert Einstein*
"A man who can drive a car safely while kissing a pretty girl is not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."
â *Albert Einstein*
Another one:
The thought of having the best orgasm of your life and then hearing the Xbox One startup noise is fucking hilarious.
The thought of having the best orgasm of your life and then hearing the Xbox One startup noise is fucking hilarious.
This is now a thread for quality comments:
Some degenerates out there actually draw *human* genitals on their characters!
The audacity!
Some degenerates out there actually draw *human* genitals on their characters!

why everyone gotta be gay
Same. Raymond took my heterosexuality and I don't know if he returned it yet
***Silence, bottom!***
i prefer crying myself to sleep at night in an empty bed