Sfw but there's some feet for you especially horny bastards

The comments are fucking gold:

"A man who can drive a car safely while kissing a pretty girl is not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."

— *Albert Einstein*

Another one:

The thought of having the best orgasm of your life and then hearing the Xbox One startup noise is fucking hilarious.

This is now a thread for quality comments:

Some degenerates out there actually draw *human* genitals on their characters! The audacity!

why everyone gotta be gay

Same. Raymond took my heterosexuality and I don't know if he returned it yet

***Silence, bottom!***

i prefer crying myself to sleep at night in an empty bed