Story time.

Back in school I had this huge crush on one of ma classmates. I won't tell you which grade I was in. Lol.
At the time Muhabbatein movie was a hit and I saw ma sister's friends gossiping on how "Romantic" the movie was. Typical girls. Behna wouldn't let me watch it++

Claiming that I'm underage to watch such stuff. However little did she know, ma classmates already were discussing SRK all the time. Khair I took this crappy idea of writing that boy a leaf-letter (total embarrassment). Picked a leaf, sprayed it golden, got a permanent++

Black marker for ma "permanent feelings" and the very next day, when all of us were in music class, I sneaked back into the classroom, pulled out his maths book cause that was the only homework we got to do daily, and quietly placed the leaf in his book.
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Told him that hey I've a crush on you and would you like to hang out and whatever STUPID SHIT that crossed ma mind. One thing I wrote so that he could recognize me, "If you wanna know me, ma name starts from "A" and ends at "A", yo, so meet me at the water cooler tomorrow.." ++

Next day when in the break time I excitedly went to see him at the watercooler, MORON was tying up the shoe laces of another girl "Amna" there
Amna n I were never on good terms n after this incident... you can well imagine
"Chann se Jo totay koi sapna"

MORAL:
BOLLYWOOD SUCKS!