Thread by @ShiroHunter, WELL here we are. Shadowbringers thread! ARR thread:https://twitter.com/ShiroHunter/status/1172725706389766144?s=20HW thread:https://twitter.com/ShiroHunter/status/1215148823489593344?s=20SB thread:https://twitter.com/ShiroHunter/status/124 [...]

WELL here we are. Shadowbringers thread!

ARR thread:
https://twitter.com/ShiroHunter/status/1172725706389766144?s=20

HW thread:
https://twitter.com/ShiroHunter/status/1215148823489593344?s=20

SB thread: https://twitter.com/ShiroHunter/status/1248909421125632000?s=20

https://twitter.com/ShiroHunter/status/1172725706389766144?s=20

FWGSHAHAHHA OK BUT CAN I JUST SAY FIRST. I see what the narration did there. I fuckin see it.

Also I laughed so hard at this last night

exarch: so here is the lore and im so sorry and lore and
me: i know this, and I love you

my guy I like your way of thinking LMFAO

I love the crystarium. Feels so nice not having to run around chasing daylight time for photos

(Slams chest) oOOOOOOOooooooOOOooOOOoooohhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HDGSHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS r’gel’s so tired of the exarch’s shIT

Is it bad that I’m crying at how receptive and sweet exafch is already

ARDBERT????

WHY IS THE STORY SO FUNNY SO FAR i love how they give the WoL more cinematics and more interaction on their own omg

I’ve found my fit

Huh are there no job quests for 70-80???

HURRY UP AND SHOWER, STINKY

i just kinda

froze

when i realized what kind of place i am in to have a poledancing guy and disco lighst

exc U SE ME?

I HATE EULMORE

THEY MAKE ME POLEDANCE AND SHOUT GO CATBOY GO

One minute I was poledancing and the next I am witnessing disturbing execution by this disturbingly existing man i don’t know waht this game is anymore

THE GASP I JUST LET OUT

I just laughed at how small exarch is

YES!!!! YES!!!!! FUCKING FINALLY!!!! THE DREAM OF MY SOCIALLY ANXIOUS ASS SINCE ARR HAS COME TRUE

I’m crying. I’m actually crying.

Thanks i love it

I DONT HAVE TO SKIP CUTSCENES IN HURRY OR WAIT 50 MINS TO GET INTO STORY DUNGEONS AT MIDNIGHT ANYMORE THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU SO MUCH

I LOVE YOU MY LITTLE TWINK TANK

im cry typing this while doing my rotation in one hand EXARCH YOURE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THOSE TANKS WHO leave me aggroed with 5 mobs who wete after the healer and can only aggro 1 enemy at a time I LOVE YOU SO MUCH CRYSTAL EXARCH

BACK FROM MY FIRST TRUST DUTY and god i had so much fun it took longer than usual dungeons but I could rly just follow alphi around and evade mechanics perfectly

Maybe my only real complaint is they LB was too often LMFAO

BUT I RLY HAD FUN i rly felt like playing dungeons from my single player jrpgs... for my socially anxious ass who has to stay awake late night only to still wait 30 mins for msq progression and skip all dungeon cutscenes this is a godsend im crying thank you sm also exarch ily

you’re on one knee,

pHDGAJGSHSHSHSH

This is what happens when i’m too thirsty for exarch and it shows even when im legit being explained smth

my lads it is 1 am and i am a predictable binch but you know? you know what? when exarch growls “so be it.” In trust dungeons? I felt Something

Seriously though y’all the crystarium is just so? Wonderful? Maybe bc I’m actually playing at a reasonable time for me for once but.... it’s so full of wonders and just feel like home and imagining exarch saw it from 0 to this im crying whenever im here thanks i love it

and the fact that exarch is such a sweet yet decisive, merciful yet responsible, wise yet bold and spares eulmore absolutely no shit, sobs i just.......... [sets aetheryte as home point]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TBH

THIS TWINK HAVE MORE BALLS THAN EVERY LEADER IN THE EORZEAN ALLIANCE COMBINED

ITS HOT THANCREEEEED

...actually that really DOES rhyme

When this is your FIFTH try

Me and this other person trying it in french have been at this for the past five minutes fsgshhd we were Tired

Hohoho hot urianger

hot

Me: maybe i should try leveling my dancer!

Also me: maybe not!

Can i just

SORRY I KEEP RAMBLING but I love how shb suddenly brings the focus to the wol and giving them actual!! Solo scenes and implied Thoughts and flashbacks i.e. imagining ishgard burned down when ardbert mention voeburt?? But still w/out making them talk?? I love it

I got a new snazzy top

Also machinist promotion from tiddies venturer to sky pirate

Healers talking shit in chat abt our mage that outright rejects their raise apparently????

THe trial was framerates.exe but man that was epic

I LOVE HOW
1. Exarch sent us sandwich.... i cry
2. Adbert: (appears out of thin air to tell u abt ur pinning bf)
3. The fact that WoL isn’t even slightly fazed anymore a ghost suddenly appears right beside him in his private quarters

Exarch

Ardbert
Lovingly watching WoL’s every move at any given time

WOL NO!!!!!!!

PLEASE WOL AND ARDBERT EXCAHNGING ADVEBTURING STORIES THATS SO CUTE I CANT THATS TOO MUCH UWU...........

AND HE ALSO FINISHED EXARCHS SAMDIWCH!! FELLAS!! IM CRYING

OH RIGHT I FORGOT YSHTOLA IS BLIND

why is this so uglee

tHANCRED

I wanna try lancer

>understands dnc
>tries it out, queue and pray i dont get any high level ones
>great gubal library
>the other dps is a more experienced dnc
>they’re literally a lalafell named Wind-up Emet-Selch

The fact that the Exarch is braver than any eorzean marines never cease to baffle me

sigh im in love

At the sheer ‘fuck you’ energy this twink possesses

English cannot describe how I feel about Eulmore

But Indonesian can. Bangsat besar bersejarah semoga beneran primal itu kontol supaya bisa digerebek 8 orang

DAM i forgot i logged out with armpits out fit

Emet selch is truly

something

Emet-selch: ok FINE i’ll go fetch her lets get this over wi—

Me: hang on. I’m going to the crystarium for dyes

Emet-selch: your friend is in danger—

Me: MY FASHION SENSE IS IN DANGER

It’s blue tiem

Wait so like

What even is the purpose of the fan dance in dnc if they only deal 100-150 potency???

pspspsppspspsps

Wow my god

A dps started cussing after we kept wiping in tsukuyomi so I tried speaking out..... my heart is beating so fast but our healers were first timer omg let’s not cuss man

Oh my god my anxiety quota for the day is reached from that alone

Teleports back to crystarium exarch i need to see ur face

I can’t stress how funny how deltascape savage is unlocked. WoL is so much in peace listening to music that they conjure up even more nightmarish versions of monsters they’ve faced before then imagines them triumphing over it (preferrably)

queueing right after reset be like

https://twitter.com/KikwiHunter/status/1262051501305810946?s=20

https://twitter.com/KikwiHunter/status/1262051501305810946?s=20

One of the most beautiful thing I’ve seen in df is i’m the only new player in the dungeon so i follow around my healer and then suddenly they rescue me in boss. straight into a falling pillar

We all laughed afterwards it was funny and i got rez www but one of us went “murder”

ESTINIEN NOOOO!!!!

Oh this fit is rly cute actually

I am no longer court jester i want dancing power

My main role now (mental support dps)

I got through the praetorium thru roulette once

I leveled up but at what cost

my sanity thats what

I don’t trust aoe anymoe after orbonne

I forgot but last night I did Orbonne right and I wield a sword as a machinist and I’d just like to say that’s the epitome of a support dps going apeshit

oh.

Been a hot 36 levels since that last happened

IM CACKLING

just got... Sin eater gettingto crystarium part

im shaken

https://twitter.com/KikwiHunter/status/1262749845091053568?s=20

https://twitter.com/KikwiHunter/status/1262749845091053568?s=20

If uou listen closely you can pinpoint the exact moment my heart breaks in two https://twitter.com/KikwiHunter/status/1262751056770985986?s=20

https://twitter.com/KikwiHunter/status/1262751056770985986?s=20

Like... like man.
I have no words I am just. Shook
I’m logging off wtf that was. wow

sry cannot english rn but i am glad for once my fury towards a giant historical dickhead gets translated well into my WoL

LAUGHS I LOVE THIS SIDEQUEST

ON GOD???

Young Ardbert....

WOL BECOMES SO PISSED AT OTHER CATBOYS AND OTHER CATBOYS ONLY IN SHB IM LAUGHING

(This is @ Lue-Reeq, who is, a blessing, haters dont interact)

I was today years old when i learned this top could be dyed i feel so dumb fGSHDH

Why is it so hard to gain rested exp lately

MIGHT DIE, BUT EH
- WOL, SEVENTH ASTRAL ERA

ALSO GOD
THESE AND
THE WAY WOL TAKES THESE INFO

Airship - superfluous, understandable, it’s the least plausible
Trolley (the least risky) - On a *wrinkled* paper, shoved ungracefully back in
Gondola (might die, but eh) - HASTILY SCRIBBLED DOWN ONA. PIECE OF SCRAP PRCHMENT

Hello i am today years old when i learned that each ranged dps has different peloton cast animation

Who made him sad

Me going to allraid roulette as a lv 60: maan it’s fonna be syrcus tower again. I’d have to be super fucking lucky today to get any mhachi ones

Roulette: the Void ark

Me:

People: makes comprehensive guides tp explain job to somebody

Me: ur the bard, the party always needs ur bgm. Purple is your mainstream playlist, it crowd controls. Yellow is your study playlist, it makes things go faster. Green is your emo playlist, it’s when you go apeshit

??? Just saw a sprout new adventurer in the crystarium???

Titania? Do you mean corpse garden

Like I had to leave cuz I need to help prpeare dinner but wtfi feel so bad like for ONCE these healers are the one who didn’t do shit and this one dps tries explaining the mech before everybody voye abandon duty

uhm.

Exarch just straight up pretend emet doesn’t exist im LAUGHING

Firstly i fucking love the asshole extraordinaire competition in their dialogue to death and also JUST TELL WOL YOU LIKE HIM, EXARCH

CRIES.... RYNE..... DAUGHTER........

AAAAAHH the smell of imminent angst disaster at 2 am https://twitter.com/KikwiHunter/status/1264261951988748289?s=20

https://twitter.com/KikwiHunter/status/1264261951988748289?s=20

I miss Lue-Reeq :(

FIRSTLY. I still rly love how much personality/solo stories theyre giving the wol in SHB, hhh...... also SHIT IS GETTING REAL AAAAAAAAAAAA

EXARCH.... HE FIDDLES... HE FIDDLES!!!!

also I KNOW THAT HAND

Today’s mood

jESUS CHRIST, EMET

okay. En route eulmore warden and PLS DO NOT SPOIL ME BTW WHATS OBVIOUS TO U MIGHT BE A SPOILER FOR ME :( but I’m calling it.

Vauthry’s kinda like a primal and that Meol thralls ppl. Also we kick his ass in an 8-man raid. Please let us. Also I’m probably going to Die

I hate that. I input my own exact height for rgel and now i truly realize how short i am compred to elezen

OOOHHHHH
OH WAIT
CALLING IT BEFORE I ENTER EULMORE VAUTHRY IS THE LIGHTWARDEN??? https://twitter.com/shirohunter/status/1264552798827364353?s=21

https://twitter.com/shirohunter/status/1264552798827364353?s=21

OH.

OH........ JESUS.....???

OH....

oh gOD

I can’t say I didn’t see that coming but that cutscene just........ left me all kinda disturbed

I dont even have words im just disturbed

Ah, here we go

you know i TRY not to be that kind of person who conplains especially bc ik how anxiety inducing it can be being a healer but

SOME healers.

h, how. I want to know how. do you:
>is a beginner/sprout and first timer
>does not heal tank or dps
>fully knowing how many enemies there are that can be accidentally aggro’d in the area
>pulls mobs intentionally
>to the point we wipe 3 times in aurum vale

(Called in as replacement on roul)
Me: He—

(Me, immediately getting hit by tsukuyomi’s aoe, tanks yelling ‘lb’ in chat, panically dodges the fans, 30 secs later she’s dead, stands there as fanfare plays wondering wtf just happened)

SCRWALED INTO YOUR OWN HAND???

There’s something......... something about emet selch

I meant that as a compliment to character writing LMFAO but also what an asshole i’ll take ten dozen of his dialogues with other people

I JUST

I JUST....
AWH..............

I just gasped
HE’S HERE!!!

Know that I love you, granpa

This part was so cool but THIS CHOICE IS SO FUNNY

Yes game, i said fuck rested exp
I refuse to log out anywhere other than by exarch’s side

Good morning sweetheart

ah, there it is

I went to take a bath and came back to this

LUE-REEQ CALLING OUT THE MAIN SORT OF WOL INTERACTION IN THIS GAME IS THE BEST THING FROM THIS QUESTLINE

Have you seen my son? Now you have

Even exarch acknowledges how tiny he is im crying

OH, EXARCH....

god you are so small

This ENTIRE conversation that acknowledges how much wolexarch is like a married couple alr

powerful neCK MUSCLES SCULPTED BY A LIFETIME OF NO D D I NG

WOL HAS HAD IT WITH PEOPLE FORCING REQUESTS ON HIM IM LAUGUING

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I usually joke but this is the only moment in my life when i truly mean it when i say I dont have words I’m so uwu

i.

hang on.
i legit teared up at that scene.

I’m. I’m just. Idk how to even express thid

Ok the first part struck me personally so I kinda teared up but then exarch starts talking about.... going on an adventure with his “friends”, how he longs for it, how he can envision it and I just........ tears just fell down i. I.

The way pixie’s voices go from soft to I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU LITTLE SAPLING will never cease to amuse me

Me in df dungeons: (tries to figure out mechanic asap for myself so not to burden anybody)

Me in trust dungeons: ALPHI I TRUST YOU WITH MY LIFE (jumps on his back)

i just wen oOOH

Yknow I am happy to progress but also have a Sinking Feeling over the fact that this expansion is about to end :(

saatnya tiba buat ngegerebek si kontol bangsat besar bersejarah

top ten most tragic first timer anime deaths

i
hang
i need a moment

oh
oh my god
i had my hand over my mouth the entire time this all happened i just

oh my god

i just

oh my god
hang on hang on ok gimme a bit more im. oh my god

i just
i dunno how to do this ok im jusy gonna list my reactions on certain sccenes while cropping the spoiler texts when necessary alright

like the moment the cowl was blown off i just got so emotional
“Call him by his name” i legit almsot cried. Like i EXPECTED this outcome but still it was emotional yknow?? Super emotional
it was like building up and up and i was starting to tear up and then—

And then like
Emet

I gasped and then I wasn’t, Like I DIDN’T even end up crying over exarch, I was too shocked , and the shock never fucking e n ds and like. oh my god. the fact that wol is now... r’gel is now...

Like just... oh my god... oh my god

Like I SWEAR i didn’t cry but i had my hand over my mouth and my throat let out this WEIRD sound i amjist. i dont think ive ever been this kind of emotionally shook in my life

And like.... god when the window opens it just. It jsut rly hits

Like my god listen i’m too emphathetic for my own good and rn my mindset is r’gel’s and god i felt weak. I think if i wasnt sitting id have collapsed. i am on the bed writing this and i almost fell down coming here

I am just..... oh jesus christ.

like legit i’m shaken idk how to really say it i’ve never been. this kind of emotionally shaken my entire life. i. i finished the first time i said ‘i need a moment’ so i spent what 10 mins?? Just staring in shock. god. oh my god

i’m like

not okay

[CRIES]

The audacity of this game

To make you so emotional over so mang different, failed things yet still giving you hope to go on

To convey so much emotion and resolve on your up until this expansion silent protagonist w/minimal gestures and zero words

To make you combo cry 10 times

Readyy for the next adventure!

OH...

I’m like curious what scenes change you get if you’ve completed CT vs not doing CT yet tbh

Like there’s a few obvious ones but the whole “want to go adventure with a ‘friend’” wouldn’t rly make sense unless WoL did the CT questline tho???

Never have I had a bigger urge to smack my aether compass bc it seems to be trippin so hard???

My aether compass is on catnip wtf

Soon

[ shb spoilers ]
WoL: No, listen, u know the logic of dipping jar lid in hot water so it’s easier to open, right

Ardbert: yeah

WoL: so by the same logic, with my cold warden hands and your cold ghost hands, we can make the jar shrink and open it tgt

Ardbert: ur a bloody genius

[ shb spoilers ]
WoL: ardbert you say i absolitely musn’t lose control right

WoL: open this fucking jar for me

Ardbert, a ghost that goes through everything he touches: Now you’re just mocking me

???

WOL??????

WOL!!!!!!!!

My fellow himbo

aww...

IVE GRADUATED FROM COURT JESTER INTO COWBOY

The scions: why is the warrior of light taking so long

R’gel: (arrives late with starbucks and cowboy attire) yeehaw, my friends

Mayhap this is how it feels to be a barbie

How can I ever say my passport administration was long when the WoL’s was so long he almost had a rescue party sent for him

I just

Truly teared up
Again

Here we gooooo

Aight

It’s time

HOLY FUCKING CHRIST

LISTEN ILL UPLOD HD LATER BUT RN I IST NEED TO SCREAM BC HOLY FUCKING SHIT

OH JESUS CHRIST

IT JUST HIT ME

“CHAMPIONS FROM BEYOND THE RIFT HEED MY CALL” HES LITERALLY SUMMONING OTHER WOLS!!! WTF!!! IM SCREAMING

TIS GOOD TO SEE YOU AWAKE
G’RAHA TIA

I WILL SAY MY THOUGHTS LATER FOR NOW LET ME SCREAM I COHERENTLY IM CRYING IM TRULY CRYING

I POSTED ON THE WRONG FUCKING PLACE https://twitter.com/shirohunter/status/1265301831770681346?s=21

https://twitter.com/shirohunter/status/1265301831770681346?s=21

I am so sorry to my friends to whom i voice-screamed at over this tonight no i didnt record myself but if u would like to know how it was like this is me at the height of endgame high

LIKE OH MY GOD YOU GUYS WHERE TO START

I CRIED
LIKE LEGIT I CIRED
PIRELY FROM HOW EMOTIONAL AND EPIC IT WAS IM NOT FRREAKIGN KIDDING

like oH MY GOD
tHIS. THIS ENTIRE FUCKING SCENE

iT WAS SO COOL LIKE.... the music starting. the pan to WoL's battle face that's exactly like the one in shb trailer. the rising up after being so deep down in despair. oNE BRINGS SHADOW. ONE BRINGS THE LIGHT. YOU ARE THE LIGHT!!!!!

i forgot to sAY BUT ALSO. FROM THIS SCENE

"'warriors from beyond the rift heed my call' I'm so sorry to everybody in this voice chat for having to listen to me say this in advance but I think i'm falling in love all over again"
-Shiro, 2020

AND JUST... THIS. THIS...... TIS GOOD TO SEE YOU AWAKE..... G'RAHA...........

LISTEN HE CRIES AND I CRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS NOAH SOLIDARITY!!!! HAHA (CRIES)

AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON....THIS.... LIKE.... god i. emet selch is such a well-written opposing side. thats it. thats the tweet.

Remember that we once lived............ i.........................................

AND ALSO.... THIS....
DONT THINK I DIDNT NOTICE HOW THIS KID LOOKS LIKE TINY ARDBERT/DEFAULT WOL WHICHEVER YOU LOOK AT IT

like GOD all in all i

i can't even..... listen i thoguth nidhogg was epic and it was but,,,, if nidhogg is 1 r'gel tall then shb endgame is like uuhhhh

heaven-on-high

I CANT BEGIN TO SAY THIS SOBS like... honestly, i kinda rly cried at the end bc. I started this game 8 months 13 days ago for this moment, I sometimes kept myself alive through the past year with this alone, and i just.

it was so worth it.
it was so worth it and so much more.

I'm just
I'm so glad to be alive right now to experience this, oh my god, haha
FFXIV Shadowbringers is so good
Thank you, so, so much. For everything and more.

HAHA AND NOW BACK TO MY BULLSHIT anyway I'll keep using this thread for patch content as well until the next expansion is out to keep everything in one place.

also i went back to the first right after he sent me home just to mess with exarch and i am not diasppointedat all

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