if arctic monkeys were polish: a thread
first of all: aleksander obrotny

-likes to have a tyskie with the homies in front of the liquor shop
-votes pis
-watches the news as a form of entertainment
-"kurwa pytałem cię o zdanie przemek?"
coming up next we have: janusz kucharz

-owns 5 bmw's
-probably lives in warsaw
-thinks he's the hottest man of them all
-"no kurwa nie jestem homofobem ale te geje tak na oczch moich dzieci chodzą za ronczki???"
coming in on number 3 we have the one and only: mateusz trzymający

-he and the boys have been working on building that building around the corner for the past 5 years
-the drunk uncle
-janusz korwin mikke is god
-"panie kierowniku spokojna głowa, to się zateguje"
last but not least: mikołaj edward o'mały

-votes wiosna
-argues with homophobes on twitter
-only on the polish side of twitter, probably doesn't know english
-"kurwa nadejdzie okazja i wypierdalam z tego cyrku którego nazywają państwem"
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