I can’t tell if you’re funny or annoying (kinda like myselfhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Thinking face" aria-label="Emoji: Thinking face">)
Even my dad tells better dad jokes than you
Bro code? Ever heard of it?
I really hope she texts you back bro, we’re all rooting for you https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💯" title="Hundred points symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Hundred points symbol">
You’re receives are overrated
You only seem to want the attention of prepubescent boys/girls and I don’t understand why
The most mature thing about you is your hairline
You know how ppl can separate you from the mistakes that you’ve made? I’m not one of those ppl https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤐" title="Zipper-mouth face" aria-label="Emoji: Zipper-mouth face">
After 20 years I feel like we’re friends now
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