Thread on why media is right in attacking PM Modi's package.
1. A friend said, within seconds of PM's address, media channels began vomitting ‘analysis’ of shortcomings in package. How in hell such analysis, negative & cynical, be conjured within seconds is beyond understanding.

2. With my thattee (30) years of media experience (20 actually but thattee sounds better) lemme explain: Indian journos are educated in the Mayawati-Mulayam Medical College of Engineering, Accountancy and Communications. How dare you question the competence of its graduates.

3. In this temple of learning, there are no exams, only a laser like focus on the ultimate goal - how to grow rich by selling your country. Prof Emeritus is Sonia Gandhi who offers lectures thoo seventhy thoo days of academic year. Faculty includes Ravanachandra Guha, Martya Sen.

4. Therefore, please do not question the competence of our journalists in any matter. Graduates of this institute can predict grid failure without studying electrical engineering. They can predict the spread rate of the coronavirus without studying medicine or molecular biology.

5. These prepaid and postpaid journalists can predict anything without any inputs. They know more than God and Google. Many future discoveries have already been cracked by them. They don't submit scientific papers because they don't want the Nobel Prize. See how noble they are?

6. Hope this explanation will suffice, and you will end the unwarranted and shameful attacks on our eminent journalists (sorry, scientists) forever, सर्वकालम्, सर्वदा.

Ends.