lately ive been thinking about how men always tell women they’re gonna die alone as an insult but ive never met any demographic less interested in relationships than divorced grandmothers https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">

a long time ago i asked my granny if she wanted to remarry—after she finished laughing she said “im married to myself” then flashed the diamond ring on her finger that she bought post-divorce.

my grandmother is a virgo fyi lmao