lately ive been thinking about how men always tell women they’re gonna die alone as an insult but ive never met any demographic less interested in relationships than divorced grandmothers 💀
a long time ago i asked my granny if she wanted to remarry—after she finished laughing she said “im married to myself” then flashed the diamond ring on her finger that she bought post-divorce.
my grandmother is a virgo fyi lmao
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