“I know we haven’t been an official couple for that long but I’ve been carrying this ring around and it means a lot to me and you mean a lot to me and I’ve loved you for forever so marry me and marry me now”
“I’m just a consultant but I’m smarter than everyone here because I have a ‘mind palace’ and drink lots of tea”
“You kissed me and I’m technically still with another man but you’re my soulmate and I’m breaking up with him the next chance I get so please don’t stop kissing me”