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Re-watching the classics and thinking about how My uncle said 'Rocky IV' is just a movie about some I-talian dude who lost his black friend. 
According to my unc, this should've been lyrics to 'No Easy Way Out'
While weâre discussing Rocky, time to give Clubber Lang his flowers. Easily the most âDonât Give a Fckâ villain in the Rocky Universe. From very the beginning of âRocky IIIâ he was talking crazy. âI live alone. I train alone.â This nygga has no family or friends. NONE?!
THEN!!! Clubber pulled up to Rockyâs statue dedication in a suede coat, called him a paper champ, told Mickey to shut up, challenged him to bout THEN!!! told Rockyâs wife to swing by his crib and get some good dyck. WHO IS THIS MAN?!! PUT SOME RESPECT ON HIS NAME!!
PUT SOME RESPECT ON HIS NAME!!
THEN!! At said Bout, Clubber gave Mickey a heart attack. He came down off the top ropes and Killed Mickey!! HE KILLED YO TRAINER IN FRONT OF YOU IN A BOUT HE BAITED YOU INTO TAKING!!
Clubber Lang was reduced to growls & shit talkin in a suede jacket. Iâm shocked he never said the words âjive turkeyâ. Of all the villains in the Rocky universe, he was given the least depth. When we know Rocky movies work best when we know WHY the fighters are fighting.
Rocky Universe is flush w/ beautiful films & both Creed movies somehow operate as a sequel/reboot/spinoff. Theres been rumors of Clubber Langâs son being the villain in Creed 3â but if you really wanna be bold. Put that on hold & give us the Clubber Lang origin story he deserves.
A black man from South Side Chicago walking around Philly in a suede jacket, with no entourage, talking shit to an Italian man IN FRONT OF THE POLICE!! I have to know his story.
Here are the first two pages of my version of Clubber Lang's origin story. I'm repped by WME
