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Louis and Harry answering 73 Vogue Questions: A thread!
this thread is a concept of how this video could be if they were a public couple, I'm not assuming anything this thread is just for fun and the questions and answers do not imply anything.
H is harry and L is louis obviously
H is harry and L is louis obviously
1. So hello Harry, Louis thank you for having me in your house, this place is beautiful. Who decided to settle down in london?
L: Well me, since Harry thinks he is American
H: Its not like that
L: Well me, since Harry thinks he is American
H: Its not like that
2. What's your favorite thing to do when you are not working?
H: I like to do some yoga, to read and to try and learn new things
L: Well I love to read and to binge watch netflix series, I mostly watch alone cause this old man here sleeps in the middle of every episode
H: I like to do some yoga, to read and to try and learn new things
L: Well I love to read and to binge watch netflix series, I mostly watch alone cause this old man here sleeps in the middle of every episode
3. What's your favorite thing about each other?
H: Louis is so brave and caring
L: Harry is creative and captivating
H: Louis is so brave and caring
L: Harry is creative and captivating
4. Where did you spend your last vacation?
L: Jamaica
H: Well yeah
L: Jamaica
H: Well yeah
5. Harry what is your favorite louis tattoo?
H: If I say dagger will it sound narcissistic?
H: If I say dagger will it sound narcissistic?
6. Louis what is your favorite Harry tattoo?
L: I could be romantic and say rose but I really like his cute butterfly
L: I could be romantic and say rose but I really like his cute butterfly
7. What's the first thing you do in the morning?
H: I make breakfast
L: I watch him make breakfast
H: I make breakfast
L: I watch him make breakfast
8. Do you speak any foreign language?
L: Not really, but I'm trying to learn some french
H: Je suis allée au cinéma avec me copain et ma famille
L: Not really, but I'm trying to learn some french
H: Je suis allée au cinéma avec me copain et ma famille
9. Tell me something that nobody knows about you two.
L: Harry likes to read when he is in the bathroom if you know what I mean
H: Louis likes to interrupt me when I'm in the bathroom
L: Harry likes to read when he is in the bathroom if you know what I mean
H: Louis likes to interrupt me when I'm in the bathroom
10. What is your favorite flower?
H: Lily
L: Dandelion
H: Lily
L: Dandelion
11. Do you have any pets?
H: Yes we have Clifford and a little turtle
H: Yes we have Clifford and a little turtle
12. What's the one thing that you dont like about each other?
H: Louis is grumpy in the mornings
L: Harry likes to binge watch Keep up with the Kardashians
H: Louis is grumpy in the mornings
L: Harry likes to binge watch Keep up with the Kardashians
13. Whats your favorite thing to receive as a present?
H: Louis likes to give me rings so I'm quite fond of that
L: Maybe some flowers, in fact he bought me some this morning
H: Louis likes to give me rings so I'm quite fond of that
L: Maybe some flowers, in fact he bought me some this morning
14. Harry you were in a movie, and you were away for a long time filming, was it hard?
H: Well I came back every once in a while to see my family so it wasnt so hard
L: The hardest part was to say goodbye to his long curls
H: Well I came back every once in a while to see my family so it wasnt so hard
L: The hardest part was to say goodbye to his long curls
15. Do you think about having a new matching tattoo?
L: Well we are actually saving some spots to tattoo something for our kids
L: Well we are actually saving some spots to tattoo something for our kids
16. If you could be someone else for a day who would you choose to be?
H: Beyonce
L: Spider Man
H: Beyonce
L: Spider Man
17. If your life was a movie which movie would you choose it to be?
H: The notebook
L: He is Rachel McAdams
H: The notebook
L: He is Rachel McAdams
18. What is your go to karaoke song?
L: We actually like to duet endless love by lionel richie and diana ross
L: We actually like to duet endless love by lionel richie and diana ross
19. Do you guys have a beauty routine?
L: I pretty much just wash my face
H: I actually have a lot of facial masks and Louis likes to pretend he doesn't like it when he actually bought half of them
L: I pretty much just wash my face
H: I actually have a lot of facial masks and Louis likes to pretend he doesn't like it when he actually bought half of them
20. Your fans are always asking for a collab between you two, is there any chance?
H: Well we had a 5 year collab hadn't we?
L: Harry...
H: Well we had a 5 year collab hadn't we?
L: Harry...
21. What was the hardest thing of not being a public couple for so many years?
L: Public display of affection
H: Well yeah, we are pretty touchy
L: Public display of affection
H: Well yeah, we are pretty touchy
22. Something nice you two bought recently?
H: We bought a christmas tree since we are hosting christmas this year, everyone is coming over
H: We bought a christmas tree since we are hosting christmas this year, everyone is coming over
23. Who popped the question first?
H: Louis did
L: Then you did it again
H: Louis did
L: Then you did it again
24. Where was your first date?
H: I would like to say that it was in a nice restaurant but it was actually at my father's bungalow when Louis cooked me a special meal
L: Charming isnt it?
H: I would like to say that it was in a nice restaurant but it was actually at my father's bungalow when Louis cooked me a special meal
L: Charming isnt it?
25. What's a musical you would like to have a part in it?
L: Grease
H: Mamma mia
L: Grease
H: Mamma mia
26. Do you have pet names for each other?
H: I normally call him babe or honey
L: I go for darling or sun
H: I normally call him babe or honey
L: I go for darling or sun
27. If you could describe your partner in one word which word would it be?
L: Endearing..
H: I will go with brave again
L: Endearing..
H: I will go with brave again
28. Harry what color are you painting your nails next?
L: I actually painted this morning for him, its yellow, look.
L: I actually painted this morning for him, its yellow, look.
29. Can we do a lightning round now?
H: Yes
L: If you would like
H: Yes
L: If you would like
30. Who's the messiest?
H: Louis
H: Louis
31. Who's the funniest?
H: Also Louis
H: Also Louis
32. Who's more grumpy when they are hungry?
L: Harry is sooo grumpy when he is hungry, which is funny
L: Harry is sooo grumpy when he is hungry, which is funny
33. Who initiated the first kiss?
L: That would be me
L: That would be me
34. Who is more likely to sleep during a movie?
H: Me
L: He is 70 years old
H: Me
L: He is 70 years old
35. Who's the better driver?
L: We are both five drivers
H: We are not
L: We are both five drivers
H: We are not
36. Who's more affectionate?
L: I like to cuddle
H: And I like to be cuddled so, both of us
L: I like to cuddle
H: And I like to be cuddled so, both of us
37. Who is more spoiled?
L: Harry cause I spoil him
L: Harry cause I spoil him
38. Okay last one for this lighting round, who cries more easily?
L: To be fair, both of us
L: To be fair, both of us
39. What's your favorite thing to do before going to bed?
L: I dont think we can tell this one
L: I dont think we can tell this one
40. What's your favorite piece of clothing to steal from the others wardrobe?
L: I actually steal a lot of his sweat pants
H: His big hoodies
L: I actually steal a lot of his sweat pants
H: His big hoodies
41. One thing you cant live without?
H: I dont know, maybe music
L: I was gonna say you but...
H: I dont know, maybe music
L: I was gonna say you but...
42. Harry what is Louis' worst habit?
H: Sleeping without socks
H: Sleeping without socks
43. Louis what is Harry's worst habit?
L: Snoring
L: Snoring
44. The most random thing you two own.
L: A pair of matching boxers
L: A pair of matching boxers
45. Louis what was your reaction when Harry showed you the first song he had ever written about you?
L: I cried
L: I cried
46. What was the song Harry?
H: Now, wouldn't ruin the mystery if I told ya?
H: Now, wouldn't ruin the mystery if I told ya?
47. Favorite season of the year?
L: Harry loves summer
H: And he loves winter "I'm proper english"
L: Harry loves summer
H: And he loves winter "I'm proper english"
48. What was the first thing you noticed on each other?
L: His curls
H: His loud laugh, its endearing
L: His curls
H: His loud laugh, its endearing
49. A song that always makes you think of your partner?
H: Sweetest Devotion by Adele
L: I dont wanna miss a thing by Aerosmith
H: Sweetest Devotion by Adele
L: I dont wanna miss a thing by Aerosmith
50. Who is your celebrity crush?
L: Still Susan Boyle
H: Can I say Frankie Sanford?
L: Still Susan Boyle
H: Can I say Frankie Sanford?
51. What is your favorite Disney movie?
H: Tangled
L: Peter Pan
H: Tangled
L: Peter Pan
52. If you weren't famous which career would be persue?
L: I would be a psychologist
H: Maybe a florist
L: Hence why I get so many flowers
L: I would be a psychologist
H: Maybe a florist
L: Hence why I get so many flowers
53. Who's more likely to survive a zombie apocalypse?
L: Me but I would save my man
L: Me but I would save my man
54. What's your thoughts on love at first sight?
L: Given the fact that he peed on me and I still fell in love right away I would say I believe it to be true
L: Given the fact that he peed on me and I still fell in love right away I would say I believe it to be true
55. What is your favorite one direction song?
H: If I could fly
L: Just cause they go together I'm gonna say Home
H: If I could fly
L: Just cause they go together I'm gonna say Home
56. What makes you laugh the most?
H: Him
L: Harry's stupid jokes
H: Him
L: Harry's stupid jokes
57. The best advice you've ever received from your partner?
H: To be myself
L: To trust my instincts
H: To be myself
L: To trust my instincts
58. A fact about you two that you never revealed
H: I'm the little spoon
L: You've already said that
H: Well it's nice to remind them
H: I'm the little spoon
L: You've already said that
H: Well it's nice to remind them
59. Do you believe in aliens?
L: My boyfriend is one
H: Hey!
L: My boyfriend is one
H: Hey!
60. How many kids do you want?
H: Maybe 5
L: We had just agreed on 3 Harry
H: Maybe 5
L: We had just agreed on 3 Harry
61. Do you like to dress up for Halloween?
H: We actually have matching costumes for the next year
H: We actually have matching costumes for the next year
62. Would you shave your head?
L: Not letting him touch the curls again
L: Not letting him touch the curls again
63. Your favorite place in the world?
H: It can sound cliche but i actually like to be home
L: Me too yeah
H: It can sound cliche but i actually like to be home
L: Me too yeah
64. Where do you see yourselves in five years?
H: Here but with kids
L: Dont forget Clifford
H: Here but with kids
L: Dont forget Clifford
65. Girlbands or boybands?
H: I love the spice girls
L: I'll have to agree with him on this one
H: I love the spice girls
L: I'll have to agree with him on this one
66. Last movie you two watched
L: The notebook for the hundredth time
L: The notebook for the hundredth time
67. Who's the most fashionable person you know?
H: Alessandro Michele
L: My boyfriend
H: Alessandro Michele
L: My boyfriend
68. Favorite app on your phone at the moment?
H: Tiktok
L: Dont say this in public Harry
H: Tiktok
L: Dont say this in public Harry
69. Your fans write fanfictions about you two, have you ever read one?
L: No
H: Maybe
L: No
H: Maybe
70. What scares you the most?
H: Spiders
L: Technology
H: Spiders
L: Technology
71. Who fell in love first?
H: I was gone within minutes
L: Me too, we are pretty sappy
H: I was gone within minutes
L: Me too, we are pretty sappy
72. What is your favorite thing about living with your partner?
H: To be able to share everything with him
L: To wake up with his cute face next to mine
H: To be able to share everything with him
L: To wake up with his cute face next to mine
73. Thank you so much for having me, now it's time for our last question. You are 80 years old, how does your life look like?
H: I'm wrinkled and grumpy
L: I'm still living with the wrinkled and grumpy man
H: I'm wrinkled and grumpy
L: I'm still living with the wrinkled and grumpy man
