Thread by @_Tjakanaka_, You know what... STORYTIME . I was gonna include screenshots but wow [...]

You know what... STORYTIME . I was gonna include screenshots but wow they’re actually so wild and I don’t hate him anymore so I won’t embarrazz people’s kids https://twitter.com/_Tjakanaka_/status/1260282910881591299">https://twitter.com/_Tjakanak...

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So I became friends w this guy in form 5 don’t remember when exactly. We’ll call him David. He used to comment on a lot of my Facebook posts and we hit it off. SHHAAARRPPP

Friendship is going SMOOTHLY and I never got along so well with a boy like that before and I caught feelings. I was actually really mad at myself bc I felt like I was ruining a perfectly good friendship by catching feelings. Gape I already liked someone else at the time

So I like someone else at the time and I was genuinely so confused and felt like such a bad person. A friend of mine told me to text them both and see where their heads are at. Deep down I knew this other nigga was a better fit for me than David but I ignored it bc I’m dumb

Other nigga replied honestly a re “rea kwala in a few weeks, I haven’t even thought about what I want bc I’ve been focused on school. We’ll talk about it after” cool. Fair enough. David keyo ka “????”

And I was SOOOOO embarrassed bro

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> I pretended i was dared to send that to all the boys in my contact list and sent him a screenshot of a portion of the text I sent the other nigga so my lie was believable

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And I was SOOOOO embarrassed brohttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

Things became weird for a while but I ignored it bc I thought it would blow overuntil like New Years

So we’re having a conversation and he randomly says “ I’m leaving you behind in 2017” obvs I’m like????? I think it’s a joke and go to bed. Next morning is New Year’s Day amd I say happy new year and he drones on about how he’s cutting me off bc I never have time for him

And how I have other niggas. I’m confused bc we’re not together so???Anyway I posted a screenshot on my status of a conversation I had w some guy basically roasting me re tshega hela. And he got upset. this was a nigga my best friend was talking to so it wasn’t even like that

After some back and forth he blocks me. You’d think this is where it ended.

So it’s also important to mention that this nigga had A LOT of female friends. Like a scary amount and he’d befriended like two of mine and would always comment on how hot my friends are and I eventually figured there was no chance anyway

A few weeks later a friend posts a pic or something of me on her Facebook story and he’s like “ tell her I miss her” HHAAWWWWWUUU?? So we’re there looking at each other like????

I mize. A few days later I’m unblocked on Facebook and I can suddenly see his posts. Uhu okay? 1 2 1 2 message request “ *swallows my damn pride* I miss you so fucking much” and nna bc I’m passive aggressive I didn’t say what I really wanted to say which was “fuck off”

So I’m like “ah ah enden???” In like a joking manner and he’s like “bona I love you” AH AH AH AH . I genuinely could not believe my eyes . This was deadass me rereading that text

Anyway then I asked him why he blocked me and he said it was bc he caught feelings. Come again???????

So basically he’s like he caught feelings and he didn’t want a relationship bc that would ruin our friendship and we’d stop talking. NIGGA WE STOPPED TALKING ANYWAY bc you blocked me. Brain cells = 0

Anyways. Some time during the 3 weeks I was blocked he got a whole girl. (But you love me. Okay) And I was somewhat cool with this girl so I really wasn’t tryna get into it w her over this nigga. Gape she was crazy and I didn’t want no smoke. So I mize.

after a while bc I’m dumb I left the issue and we became friends again and I even start talking to a new nigga. I don’t remember what happened w the OTHER nigga but we were still cool but we never actually had that talk

Like 2 months later, I’m at my uncles now who lives near him and we agree to meet up bc I’m bored . We take a walk and this Nigga is trying to kiss me and hold my hand and shit and I was like I’m talking to someone so I really don’t wanna be doing this w you

He asks me the niggas name (we’ll call him bob) and I tell him and he starts telling me how lame he is and how a few years back he was at the movies and saw Bob and his girlfriend at the Time and how she gave him head in the bathroom while bob was unaware.

Idk what this story was supposed to achieve but I was unmoved nevertheless and when he saw that wasn’t working he started ka dikeledi ka bo “I took this niggas girl now he’s stealing the love of my life” still unmoved.

Then he’s like “ kana I think of you when I listen to marvins room. I was actually listening to it the day I blocked you” I SCRREEAAMMEDDD.

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull"> I never meant to laugh but Yoh. Anyway I got home to find I was blocked again

I’m not blocked anymore and I think we’re on good terms now. Haven’t talked to him in like two years now

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